James Gandolfini came in to JFK last night and quickly decided he had had enough of some annoying fan, so he did what any real man does, meaning he grabbed him by his face and made him wet his pants. The guy was annoying and I was barely even listening. I did hear him say again and again that he just wanted to learn how to be a Soprano, and although he was probably trying to be cute, I hate him either way. James Gandofini is not Tony Soprano. He's an actor. Asking him how to get into the mob is like asking a Clydesdale how to make Budweiser. Look dickhead, this is just pretend, okay.
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good for him
The end of the clip should have cut to black. Does anyone know good parody anymore?
So you mean all that shit that Monk and that dude from Psych taught me about being a detective is wrong? Fuck me!
Guarantee that little cunt sues.
'The white zone is for loading and unloading only…'
He should have crushed that guys nuts. What a fucking bitch.
Is there a pap union? There should be, and if any of them ever sues, any award should go into the general fund, so that the incentive for personal gain is removed. Leaving only the 'principle' that many are fond of hiding behind when filing a bogus suit for quick cash.
Or they could take him out back and shoot him for making them all look like pussies. Whatever is easier…..
Wait, what about the stuff that Michael Westin taught me about being a spy on Burn Notice? Cuz that shit looked like it might work. I mean he's no 007 but c'mon he makes all his own gadgets. That's cool, right?
I forgot to add that I obviously think this guy is not just a regular fan, but a recurring punk that gets in JG's face more than once…
You know that asian chick was talking him down there and basically said "You fucked up in there dude. Now you'd better at least take a picture with the guy and co-operate and make nice in hopes he lets it go." Cuz right after that JG kinda has this look on his face like "oh alright" and steps over and takes a pic with the guy and you can tell he is hating every minute of it. Classic!
I gotta admit that little punk was f**king annoying, but as a celeb, you just can't go around mauling fans like that.
I'd have never bothered Galdolfini in the first place (….primarily because I could give less than a sh*t about the Sopranos), but if anybody did that to me, celeb or not, I'd f**king whale on his scruffy fat ass until I blacked out.
Dreamclaimer, that Asian chick is actually kinda hot, check it out: http://goldsea.com/ABG/Debra/debra4.html
"If I want any shit from you, I'll squeeze your head" — I guess we can liberally change that to piss, instead of shit for this jewgene (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewgene) who messed with JG.
The other mook looks like the pap from the 'Chris Martin Mt. Sinai Hospital' incident.
True, Ass Tagger, but chances are nobody, celebrity or not, is going to treat you like that if you're not as annoying as this fan was. I wonder if there's such as thing as "aggravated battery", as in you get arrested for battery, but you go in front of a judge and explain "he was asking for it, your honor, just look at him, he's wearing a pink shirt/he's got glasses/he's Irish" or some other valid reason for whopping the snot out of someone.
I hate that kid. I used to collecto autographs at the airport and hotels in nyc. His name is Jason AKA open mouth kid. I can't blame gandolfini, this kid pissed me off outside of a hotel in NYc once so I threw him into the street where he almost got hit by a taxi.
So more power to you james!
Aw, he seems like a nice guy.
Both of them are shankoffs.
There's got to be a job somewhere in the field of "paparazzi ass beater to the stars" – right? Just a quiet interview in a dark room, simple instructions, and an envelope of stuffed full of unmarked bills – and… problem solved.
I would pay a months' wage to watch Gandolfini and Alec Baldwin in Zangief and Blanka outfits fight to the death.
Niceface: you sir, are a loser.
I do enjoy how EVERY Soprano actor cannot get away from the character. Even Joseph Gannascoli who was the guy who got a BJ in the construction lot from another dude was still Vito Spatafore when he was on Emeril's cooking show. Big Pussy is still Big Pussy on Celebrity Apprentice.