01.22.2008 JERRY O’CONNELL IS TOM CRUISE

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe">the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com">FunnyOrDie.com</a>
Jerry O’Connell is quite possibly the bravest man in Hollywood, because an actor making fun of the Scientologists is like a black guy going to a Klan meeting and asking, "where the white women at?"

(91) Comments

  1. Keyser S 01/22/2008 20:04

    Guess Jerry O'Connell can kiss the "Jerry Maguire" sequel goodbye.

  2. missdelite 01/22/2008 20:04

    Heath: We'll miss ya!

    Jerry: Ur a dead man!

    (I'm just sayin….)

  3. openfire 01/22/2008 20:24

    yohnskull22

    it's not about sympathy, it's merely a fact.

  4. tomcruise's_manservant 01/22/2008 20:49

    I'm appalled at this insensitive, inaccurate portrayal  of Tommy (he lets me call him Tommy when we're wrestling)…you guys are laughing now, but when Tommys sitting at the right hand of Xenu when he comes to judge the living and the dead and devils are eating out your assholes (wait, that's not punishment), when the devils are beating your testicles with ballpeen hammers (wait, that's not punishment either), when women are trying to lick your ballsack (there we go), you won't be laughing then.

    Fuckers.

  5. tomcruise's_manservant 01/22/2008 20:51

    And I'd hit Heath Ledger right now…yup. Word to your dealer.

  6. the mistress 01/22/2008 20:52

    i must admit, this has increased my admiration for jerry o'connell. it used to be 0. Now, it's at least 2.

  7. ShadowStar 01/22/2008 21:30

    I never thought Jerry O'Connell was worth his weight in shit until I saw this. It's amazing for a nobody actor who's lucky enough to be fucking a hot thing like Rebecca Romajin to suddenly become hilarious via making fun of Xenu's ass puppet, just like everyone else.

  8. Kizzle 01/23/2008 01:36

    THAT'S NOT THE SECRET KNOCK, VERN

  9. BabaBooey 01/23/2008 12:15

    Congrats and Bravo to Jerry.

    He is brave (ballsy)

    to mock (point out the ridiculouslness of)

    Tom (alias: The Authority)

    and is now an official SP (Suppressive Person = the rest of us normal people who think Scientology is a sick cult)

    in Tom's (alias: The Authority's)

    book (written on pages of human skin in crayon and feces).

  10. TW 01/23/2008 13:13

    Jerry mocks the diminutive emperor of Hollywoodland and expect to live?

    He's next. You'll see…..

    – The poster formerly known as TengoWood.

  11. Tom Cruises Anal Probe 01/25/2008 22:22

    I will hunt this fool down and insert myself so far up his rectum that that he will shit backwards. How dare he mock the mighty one. How dare he parody the all knowing - Tom Cruise is God! And I consider it my honour to be his anal play plug.

     

    Oh and by the way pity about Heath I had a cameo on Broke Back with him a few years ago - now where's Britney…!

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