Somehow Mary Kate Olsen has been entangled in the death of Heath Ledger since the very beginning. The earliest reports said that they were dating or that Mary Kate owned the apartment Heath was found in or that she was the last one to see him alive. None of those turned out to be true, but she was the first one called after he was found and they were seemingly friends, and now - just a short 72 hours later - Mary Kate has issued a statement.
"Heath was a friend. His death is a tragic loss. My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time.”
Wow. That was touching. I cried twice just reading it. I can see now why it took that silver tongued devil three days, it's important to get the words just right. With any luck the family can sweet talk her into doing his wake. "Heath was nice. That's him over there. Thank you."
Why does she look like John Lennon?
Thank you for putting something other than a Britney post up.
I'm still looking forward to the twins doin Anal Ringtoss on Stern.
PETA took Heath out as a lesson to Mary Kate stop wearing leather… Obviously it didn't work.
I actually thought she looked like Joey Ramone.
Very few people know we had a twin, just like Mary Kate does. We devoured her while in the womb. That's why we always refer to ourselves in plural.
What chracter was she in the LORD OF THE RINGS?
"Heath was nice. That's him over there. Thank you."
hahahahahaha
if i were to rank the Full House Cast on fuckability, it'd go like this:
Jodie Sweetin(post implants, meth habit
Candy Cameron(sweet name even sweeter mouth)
Lori Loughlin(definition of a MILF)
that scrawny annoying chick that was Candy's friend i think
Jodie Sweetin(pre implants, while strung out on meth
John Stamos
the Olsen Twins
lets give the kid a break. she had to take time out of her busy schedule and piles of coke to say something so heartwarming.
what a BITCH!
Someone hand her a basket of fries, and a lamb gyro……….reaaaaally greasy fries.
She needs to put on some weight.
This looks like the classic twins-murder-switcheroo. One does the crime and sets the other up. Genius. I mean, if you were joined at the hip and forced to live, eat, sleep, and work together, you would get a LITTLE tired of it. Need some space, girlfriend. Can't take the hint? Well how's 10 to 20 to think it over. Fucking brilliant.
Great picture. Looks like the creepiest puppet show ever.
I know I probably shouldn't have laughed at that "he's over there" line, but I couldn't help it.
Does this make me a bad person?
Remember when we were all waiting for the day the Olsen twins turned 18? If only we had known we were waiting for them to turn into some bastard mix of troll, goblin, muppet, and gollum, we probably would have wasted our energy on something else.
Ass Tagger
It could have been worst. (As per MG Admirer on a previous post )
"he's over there" The one naked with the ass in the air
I never got the draw of these two broads. If you passed any other chick on the street that looks like these 2 elvish trolls, would you even give them a second look?
Jeez they way her face comes to an angle up front has me imagining her jaw about to unhinge and eat an whole labrador. But its ok, she's just puke it back up in a few.
yea chris. that was a disappointment to say the least
She is that creepy alien that controlled the dude with the diamonds in Men In Black.