MAX LIRON BRATMAN

By brendon January 14, 2008 @ 1:49 PM

I know it was already mentioned over the weekend that Christina Aguilera gave birth to a son, her first child with husband Jordan Bratman, but details at the time were sketchy and so here you go.  People.com says:

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m.
"Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!" a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. "Mom is resting and doing well!"
Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 20.5 inches long – arrived late Saturday night in L.A.

"Max".  Nice.  Leave it to Christina Aguilera to giver her son a normal, dignified male name.  I hate these stupid Hollywood names.  Spec Wildhorse (John Mellencamp).  Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow).   Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee).  Kal-el (Nic Cage).   It's like these kids came here on a spaceship.  Might as well have named him, Dunk My Head In The Toilet Mellencamp.

(65) Comments

  1. MasterShake 01/14/2008 14:16

    Imma firin' mah lazur!!!

    At least it's a normal name… 

  2. fister 01/14/2008 14:16

    shame it's going to look like that fish from the simpsons with three eyes

  3. MG Admirer 01/14/2008 14:17

    Poor guy – as she delivered naturally – per doctor's orders – no vaginal sex for the next 6 weeks. That means anal and BJ's only. And no drinking the breast milk…

  4. MaxwellDemon 01/14/2008 14:18

    They had me at Max but lost me at Liron. If you're going to do a black name, do it right and throw in an apostrophe.

  5. givinupthefight 01/14/2008 14:19

    Seriously, couldn't Cage just name the kid "Clark?"

  6. pepper 01/14/2008 14:20

       LIRON?

        

  7. rv 01/14/2008 14:21

    fuck xtina, fuck jewman and fuck this little cockroach bastard.

  8. DB's Treasure 01/14/2008 14:22

    Pilot Inspektor is the worst. I seriously lost a lot of respect for that douche bag after I heard he named his kid that.

    Another dumb fucking name is Reign Beau (Rainbow) given to his daughter by her loving father Ving Rames(sp?) 

  9. bryce 01/14/2008 14:25

    DB: Then I found out he was a scientologist and had to wish death upon him. Shame really…

  10. Mongro Jackson 01/14/2008 14:25

    I'd happily rape Xtina.  Just saying.

    By the way, I think that Brend()n forgot to mention that Shitney didn't show up for her court hearing today. 

  11. DB's Treasure 01/14/2008 14:26

    What the hell is this kid gonna look like when it's older????? I am torn.

  12. Jesus H. Christ 01/14/2008 14:26

    Wedge E. Frohmell

  13. I'll never get FISSED 01/14/2008 14:27

    I was always gonna name my son "Radic" and his middle name would've been "Al". Thank god the 80's ended.

  14. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/14/2008 14:27

    i wonder if the baby came out with as much shit caked on its face as its mother.  i'm convinced she's a transexual with downs syndrome without all that war paint.

  15. rv 01/14/2008 14:28

    who is the cunt that named her kid audio science? i cant remember her damn name, which probably means she hasnt done much

  16. dooter 01/14/2008 14:28

    I may never have the chance to fuck Christina in the ass, but now I will have the chance to fuck her son in the ass!!! wait..

  17. Juan 01/14/2008 14:30

    Liron means "my song" or "my joy" in Hebrew, according to some website or another.

    I would have gone with the more traditional "Max Power" myself. 

  18. U-boat 01/14/2008 14:30

    @rv it was Shannyn Sossamon

  19. pepper 01/14/2008 14:32

    I think Frank Zapa started this crap… Moon and    ????  I can't remember the bitches name..

    Back then everyone thought he was so cool… LOOK WHAT HE HAS CREATED!!!! 

  20. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/14/2008 14:33

    Poor guy – as she delivered naturally – per doctor's orders – no vaginal sex for the next 6 weeks. That means anal and BJ's only. And no drinking the breast milk…

     

    if you have ever been in a delivery room, it takes 6 weeks to build up the courage to go back down there.

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