I know it was already mentioned over the weekend that Christina Aguilera gave birth to a son, her first child with husband Jordan Bratman, but details at the time were sketchy and so here you go. People.com says:
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m.
"Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!" a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. "Mom is resting and doing well!"
Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 20.5 inches long – arrived late Saturday night in L.A.
"Max". Nice. Leave it to Christina Aguilera to giver her son a normal, dignified male name. I hate these stupid Hollywood names. Spec Wildhorse (John Mellencamp). Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow). Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee). Kal-el (Nic Cage). It's like these kids came here on a spaceship. Might as well have named him, Dunk My Head In The Toilet Mellencamp.
Imma firin' mah lazur!!!
At least it's a normal name…
shame it's going to look like that fish from the simpsons with three eyes
Poor guy - as she delivered naturally - per doctor's orders - no vaginal sex for the next 6 weeks. That means anal and BJ's only. And no drinking the breast milk…
They had me at Max but lost me at Liron. If you're going to do a black name, do it right and throw in an apostrophe.
Seriously, couldn't Cage just name the kid "Clark?"
LIRON?
fuck xtina, fuck jewman and fuck this little cockroach bastard.
Pilot Inspektor is the worst. I seriously lost a lot of respect for that douche bag after I heard he named his kid that.
Another dumb fucking name is Reign Beau (Rainbow) given to his daughter by her loving father Ving Rames(sp?)
DB: Then I found out he was a scientologist and had to wish death upon him. Shame really…
I'd happily rape Xtina. Just saying.
By the way, I think that Brend()n forgot to mention that Shitney didn't show up for her court hearing today.
What the hell is this kid gonna look like when it's older????? I am torn.
Wedge E. Frohmell
I was always gonna name my son "Radic" and his middle name would've been "Al". Thank god the 80's ended.
i wonder if the baby came out with as much shit caked on its face as its mother. i'm convinced she's a transexual with downs syndrome without all that war paint.
who is the cunt that named her kid audio science? i cant remember her damn name, which probably means she hasnt done much
I may never have the chance to fuck Christina in the ass, but now I will have the chance to fuck her son in the ass!!! wait..
Liron means "my song" or "my joy" in Hebrew, according to some website or another.
I would have gone with the more traditional "Max Power" myself.
@rv it was Shannyn Sossamon
I think Frank Zapa started this crap… Moon and ???? I can't remember the bitches name..
Back then everyone thought he was so cool… LOOK WHAT HE HAS CREATED!!!!
Poor guy - as she delivered naturally - per doctor's orders - no vaginal sex for the next 6 weeks. That means anal and BJ's only. And no drinking the breast milk…
if you have ever been in a delivery room, it takes 6 weeks to build up the courage to go back down there.