01.14.2008 MICHAEL TERI JACKSON HATCHER

The Sundance Film Festival opens this Thursday, and for some inexplicable reason Teri Hatcher is there already.  She doesn't have a movie at Sundance mind you, but who cares.  She's sooo hot.  I'm getting all turned on.  I didn't even realize I was taking my clothes off, but look, there they are.

(image source = getty.  full size here)




(42) Comments

  1. Zebo The Clown 01/14/2008 13:34

    Fist?!"!?

  2. DB's Treasure 01/14/2008 13:34

    I had a 20 minute conversation with some idiot from work about how ugly this wench is. He thinks she's hot and I directed him to all the pics from this site. He quickly changed his mind.

     

    Fuckin' dunce. 

  3. MG Admirer 01/14/2008 13:34

    She just needs the artificial nose and a glove on the hand and she's all set.

  4. Juan 01/14/2008 13:34

    Are you sure Teri Hatcher is there?  Could be a traveling exhibition from Madame Tussaud's.

     

  5. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 01/14/2008 13:36

    Once I thought she was hot and then I looked again and I couldn't figure out why I thought she was hot in the first place. I put my pants back on. I was a little self-embarassed but I don't think anyone noticed.

  6. MG Admirer 01/14/2008 13:36

    Is the link for the full size shot some sort of perverted joke?

     

    To be more accurate, the photo looks like the offspring of Michael Jackson and The Joker. 

  7. DB's Treasure 01/14/2008 13:36

    Juan, sometimes I believe I am either too stupid to get your insider intellect, or you're too smart for this board. Either way, I am forced to look up the key words in your post just to get it……..again.

  8. Lance @ FilmDrunk 01/14/2008 13:36

    Can't they do anything about making her eyes the same size?  Maybe a head transplant, if necessary. 

  9. rv 01/14/2008 13:36

    is somebody there holding an umbrella over her head?

  10. HoneySuckle 01/14/2008 13:37

    Remember back in her Lois and Clark days - or when she was on Seinfeld sporting that awesome rack?

    Who told this chick that ditching the curves and awesome boobs was a move in the right direction?

  11. TengoWood 01/14/2008 13:38

    Hee, hee, heee.

  12. TengoWood 01/14/2008 13:39

    ^^^ Michael Jackson is laughing at this macaque…

  13. Gambit 01/14/2008 13:39

    WTF is up with the difference in size between her right and left eyes?

  14. TengoWood 01/14/2008 13:40

    Gambit, she's giving you the "one-eye".

  15. Dirty Hairy 01/14/2008 13:40

    Please don't deactivate me!

  16. TengoWood 01/14/2008 13:41

    Good thing she's inside. We wouldn't want the face ripple again!

  17. MG Admirer 01/14/2008 13:46

    She just needs the artificial nose and a glove on the hand and she's all set.

  18. MG Admirer 01/14/2008 13:48

    for those wondering about the strange eyes, the artificial one is on the right.

  19. Otto Man 01/14/2008 13:50

    She looks like Peter Griffin after the stroke.

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