Nicole Kidman and country music superstar Keith Urban announced last night that they are expecting their first child together. The two have been married for 18 months. It was reported that the two first broke the news to friends and family over Christmas, and that the child is due in the summer. The Daily Mail says:
The Oscar-winning actress and her husband, country and western singer Keith Urban, are said to be "thrilled" at the news of their impending arrival.
Nicole's publicist Wendy Day said last night: "The couple are thrilled".
When asked for a comment, Urban said, "God Dam I have a huge forehead! Seriously, am I even human? Am I sick or something, this can't be normal."
Hey! I pulled out!
I DIDN'T!
These two have the fuckin largest squash heads ever, poor kid going to have a Sas squash head…
Do you have an idea how big that kids forehead is gonna be ?
this kid won't have an addictive personality. fathers a drunk crack head that has lifetime membership at 10 rehabs, and its mother an addiction to cosmetic surgery that compares to Micheal Jackson. oh, and what a lovely hue your skin and hair give off nicole, reminds me of my dead grandma
Yeah that kid going to be as albino white as PF, wait what?
What is it with Nicole Kidman and midgets? First Tiny Tom, and now some Country and Western midget.
Maybe she just likes the security of knowing she could snap their necks with her bare hands if she needed to. It's hard to tell from her expression if she's thinking 'you make me so happy,' or 'please don't make me kill you.' God, she's hot.
Is this the big "sexual secret" that Tom Cruise was holding against her during his rise to second place in Scientology?
How did she get pregnant if she had to adopt two kids while with Tom?
Is it possible that Tom Cruise is infertile…has no balls…?
WHAT COULD THE PROBLEM BE?
nicole should be careful….he is making the Sea Orgs very angry.
Yeah, their kid will definitely have a fivehead.
Pregnancy has not changed Nicole Kidman.
She is still pale, bony, and giraffe looking. She makes Marcia Cross look sexy:
As stated in on WWTDD yesterday–
Tom, 45, also denies claims that his ex NICOLE KIDMAN was told her sex secrets would be leaked if she criticised the “church”
For Tom, "sex secrets" mean "Nicole has normal sex with a guy, ewww! Not like Katie and me, we had super-secret-Scientology sex! We weren't even in the same zip code at the time! Nicole is so freaky!"
Very hot, very large forehead, very pale.
Besides that, It does support the theory that Katie was turkey bastered with L Ron's cryosperm if Tom couldn't get Nicole Pregnant but Keith could.
"Sex secrets" could also mean everyone who sleeps with Nicole has to wear sunglasses to avoid being blinded by her pasty-white body. "Eyes Wide Shut" indeed.
Of course, I'd hit it.
if they made Dead Calm 2, Billy Zane would be the one trying to get the fuck off that boat.
Capitalism over principles… yeah capitalism!
Screw them, baby!
(Although the bright yellow plus Nicole's pasty skin is quite blinding)
Funny that Urban's still alive, cuz I thought praying mantis's (mantii?) killed after mating….
I don't know why but I feel like owning Eagle vs. Shark.
the child will be made of wax….and have a lesbian haircut
If Eagle vs. Shark is rated "R" why then does Brend0n have to go all "PG-13" on us?
I don't fucking get it.