OH NO

The Sun UK reports today that Lily Allen, pregnant since around mid November, has lost her baby.  Not literally, of course.  She had a miscarriage.

Singer Lily, 22, and boyfriend Ed Simons, 37, were last night being comforted by family and friends after she had a miscarriage.Lily and the Chemical Brothers star had just returned home after a romantic holiday in the Maldives when she tragically lost her baby.A source said: “Lily and Ed are in a state of shock.“The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken.“Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed.“She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf.“They are surrounded by friends and family are offering support. It is a really difficult time for them.”

Well this is just awful.  Lily Allen is cool and there’s nothing funny about a miscarriage.  Unless they had a miscarriage because someone hit them in the face with a pie and then they slipped on a banana peel and then someone said, "Wakka Wakka Wakka!"  I guess that would be a little funny.  "Wakka Wakka Wakka" is comedy gold.  It just works.