Britney was at Petco yesterday, doing what she does best. Namely, not wearing a bra to flash her tits and gettin' me all hot. The wig, the gum, the sickly complexion and the dog food - it all works. It's like if you turned her around you’d find a control panel on her back where they keep her robot brain. She’s just too hot to be real!
(and yes, not only did she park her fabulous car in a handicapped parking space, she parked it in two. why? because fuck those squeaky bastards, thats why.)
Who let the dogs out?
Big nips - out of orbit as usual
Still better than bloody vajayjay pics…
Gravity sucks, eh Brit?
she looks like a FemBot reject.
to be such a fucked up shitstain on society,
she keeps up with those cockblocker sunglasses very well.
she's had those fuckers on since last summer.
and is she not the first celebrity to bang paparazzi?
i pondered the above for a second, but then i realized i had no more loafs to pinch, so i wiped my ass and tickled my balls for good luck.
in her mind… shes hot shit!
Aaaaaaaaaa my fucking eyes. Who left the cage door open again? Remember when they let the monkeys out in 28 Days Later, do we really want that? Think about it.
Nice Teets!
The photo really catches her greasy fivehead and nose well.
and yeah….i'm back, bitches.
for those who with me,
sing that shit.
for those who ain't,
eat a dick.
Down and to the right.
Girl's with their nipples on the bottom third of breast that point downwards get me all hot. RAWR!
one thing's for sure, they sure look real to me. Guess she never got a boob job after all. I like me some big nipples, but she's such a mess she can't even look good with a see through shirt.
*ignore extraneous apostrophe*
She's really looking more and more like an alien. She's a being of light though, you can see it breaking through her belly. Awwwww
Yipeeeeeeeee….now this is a post!!!
thought i would share a story. I am going to have an operation tomorrow….vasectomy.
so i told my wife that the doctor said i should have as little quantity of sperm in my system as possible. she's been sucking and fucking my dick for 7 nights in a row…..god women are great, and stupid.
*shudders* these pictures are all that is wrong with the world
she best be careful in that store or a golden lab might get confused and latch on to one of her utters.
The good news is that the starvation diet is working - I think she has shed 10lbs over the last 4 weeks.