01.24.2008 PETCO JUST GOT SEXY

Britney was at Petco yesterday, doing what she does best.  Namely, not wearing a bra to flash her tits and gettin' me all hot.  The wig, the gum, the sickly complexion and the dog food - it all works.  It's like if you turned her around you’d find a control panel on her back where they keep her robot brain.  She’s just too hot to be real!

(and yes, not only did she park her fabulous car in a handicapped parking space, she parked it in two.  why?  because fuck those squeaky bastards, thats why.)




(79) Comments

  1. someoneluvsu 01/24/2008 10:42

    Who let the dogs out?

  2. MG Admirer 01/24/2008 10:42

    Big nips - out of orbit as usual

  3. big_raji 01/24/2008 10:46

    Still better than bloody vajayjay pics…

  4. reprob8 01/24/2008 10:47

    Gravity sucks, eh Brit?

  5. MG Admirer 01/24/2008 10:47

    she looks like a FemBot reject.

  6. leftnutofjesus 01/24/2008 10:48

    to be such a fucked up shitstain on society,

    she keeps up with those cockblocker sunglasses very well.

    she's had those fuckers on since last summer.

    and is she not the first celebrity to bang paparazzi?

    i pondered the above for a second, but then i realized i had no more loafs to pinch, so i wiped my ass and tickled my balls for good luck. 

  7. Pedro! 01/24/2008 10:49

    in her mind… shes hot shit!

  8. sliz 01/24/2008 10:49

    Aaaaaaaaaa my fucking eyes. Who left the cage door open again? Remember when they let the monkeys out in 28 Days Later, do we really want that? Think about it.

  9. Slaappy 01/24/2008 10:49

    Nice Teets!

  10. MG Admirer 01/24/2008 10:49

    The photo really catches her greasy fivehead and nose well.

  11. leftnutofjesus 01/24/2008 10:50

    and yeah….i'm back, bitches.

    for those who with me,

    sing that shit.

    for those who ain't,

    eat a dick. 

  12. gravy donor 01/24/2008 10:50

    Down and to the right.

  13. Lance @ FilmDrunk 01/24/2008 10:51

    Girl's with their nipples on the bottom third of breast that point downwards get me all hot.  RAWR!

  14. iamjacksdick 01/24/2008 10:51

    one thing's for sure, they sure look real to me.  Guess she never got a boob job after all.  I like me some big nipples, but she's such a mess she can't even look good with a see through shirt.

  15. Lance @ FilmDrunk 01/24/2008 10:51

    *ignore extraneous apostrophe*

  16. Michelle07 01/24/2008 10:52

    She's really looking more and more like an alien. She's a being of light though, you can see it breaking through her belly. Awwwww

  17. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/24/2008 10:54

    Yipeeeeeeeee….now this is a post!!!

     

    thought i would share a story. I am going to have an operation tomorrow….vasectomy.

    so i told my wife that the doctor said i should have as little quantity of sperm in my system as possible. she's been sucking and fucking my dick for 7 nights in a row…..god women are great, and stupid.

  18. CharlieMurphy 01/24/2008 10:57

    *shudders* these pictures are all that is wrong with the world

  19. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/24/2008 10:57

    she best be careful in that store or a golden lab might get confused and latch on to one of her utters.

  20. MG Admirer 01/24/2008 10:58

    The good news is that the starvation diet is working - I think she has shed 10lbs over the last 4 weeks.

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