01.03.2008 REHAB IS GOING GREAT

Video has shown up online of Lindsay Lohan takeing a swig of what appears to be champagne on New Years Eve, just about 3 months after she completed a 4 month stay in drug and alchohol rehab.   But don't be so quick to judge, you'd get drunk too if you were pretty much broke and your hopes for a comeback were built around starring in a movie about the tango. She might as well do a movie about Fresh Breath.

(look at her form on that screencap, by the way.  rawr!)



(43) Comments

  1. KJ 01/03/2008 17:13

    Someone call the care police.

  2. rv 01/03/2008 17:16

    its ok. just one wont hurt.

    they say the same thing on porn sets too and then it turns into double anal 12 guy 1 girl gang bang. imagine where lindsay is heading

  3. Temiken 01/03/2008 17:16

    We can do better than this, right?  One swig and we're taking up our time with it?  Let's get back to hammerring her for banging dudes, etc.

  4. stevemuzz 01/03/2008 17:16

    bleh

  5. djtechsys 01/03/2008 17:18

    *yawn*

  6. ggmo 01/03/2008 17:19

    Yep, we're scrapin' bottom.

    LiLo drunk…who'd a thunk it.

    All she needs now is a bit 'o blow and some car keys.

     

  7. Observer 01/03/2008 17:19

    Come on guys……be nice.

    How else can a girl wash the taste of several different Italian and American semen (s) out of her mouth?

    I hope her pussy quivers when she comes.  That's what my left hand does.

    (When I come, I mean…..though sometimes lefty quivers unexplainedly…maybe that's when Lilo is coming)

     

  8. joliefolie 01/03/2008 17:23

    Now we know roughly what Lilo looks like when she's going down on a dude…

  9. Joe 01/03/2008 17:27

    I love it how the video pans out at the end to search the crowd for somone MORE interesting.  Would an astronomer observing a supernova give a crap about some dinky ass meteors floating by?

  10. MG Admirer 01/03/2008 17:28

    She was taking a swig of that Italian non-stallion the other night.

  11. ham sandwich 01/03/2008 17:31

    You guys better stop complaining about bad posts. Doctress Lisa will show up and give you whatfor.

    And if she ever tells you open you mouth so she can take a big dump, you better open up and ingest the growler. Then profess about its taste and nutrition afterwards. Otherwise…she’ll do something really scary…

  12. ham sandwich 01/03/2008 17:33

    awww crap. I spelled her name wrong. I'm boned.

     

    I meant LEISA. Really I did.

  13. beastie 01/03/2008 17:41

    Whore. Slut. Skank. Skeezer.

    Did I say whore?  Whoooooore…….

    And a national treasure. 

  14. BadKarma 01/03/2008 17:45

    booo. If that was a 40, a tall boy, or at least drain-o, the story would suck less

  15. yohnskull22 01/03/2008 17:45

    I like the part where she smacks her lips.

    Uhmm Good!

  16. Diremutt 01/03/2008 17:51

    Look at yourself you stupid bitch, no money, you're fucking third tier eurotrash, people think you suck and haven't even bothered to see your steaming shithole movies. Get back on the shit. At least then you could feel good and alive. A little bump won't hurt. A little sip, you can control it. Come on. A tab of E or two, it'll make the big O feel so better. go for it babe. Go on.

  17. Mongro Jackson 01/03/2008 18:00

    She'd really love my penis.  She really would.

  18. Friedrich Nietzsche 01/03/2008 18:03

    Hello care police here……who done what now?…………..I'm sorry even we dont care.

  19. coffeeman 01/03/2008 18:16

    This is LiLo partying here people - why the Durdenite angst?  Nothing wrong with B bringing it to our attention.  One more point for LiLo - she wouldn't be caught dead playing Connect Four, unless we're talking about 4 dicks….

  20. Joe Blow 01/03/2008 18:19

    For a chick who could probably stretch far enough if the last line of coke in the world was lined up on her ass, I gotta imagine the sip of champagne didn't really do the trick. 

    I call the rehab over/under on her at 6.9.

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