SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS ENGAGED?

Did you see what I did there?  I wrote the headline as a question like this was unbelievable news.  Now you're all intrigued and can't stop reading.  I'm clever.   The New York Daily News says:

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.

They've been serious for a while and even bought houses within a half mile of each other in the Hollywood Hills (that's Scarletts with the blue tarp – she was getting a new roof – and Ryans is the U shaped beneath it).  Which is all the more amazing because damn near every dude in Hollywood has snaked out that trap of hers.  I even have a buddy who swears he had a three-some with her once.  I had a four-some one time.  It was golf, but still, pretty sexy, huh?

(picture source = bauer griffin)