Worlds sexiest story? Yes, my friends. Worlds Sexiest Story.
Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day.
We're also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of "sleeping with my boyfriend." She wasn't specific on who she was referring to.
We're also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.
Man, that story had a little bit of everything. Passion. Betrayal. Revenge. Diarrhea. It was like Romeo and Juliet, except this version had Juliet on the toilet with her feet in the air and hanging on to the side of the rim. Which version is better? Only time will tell.
story source= TMZ, picture source = breathe heavy via X17
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that girl lived at the drug store
Makes me think a little…
….was that dried blood on her panties, or creamed shit escaping up her cunt crack?
eating a cheese wheel a day can really plug you up
You think Avril is ugly, and now we have a story about Britney and laxatives. Just how bad a case of the flaming gay did you catch?
By posting this story at lunchtime for PST folks, I think Bren-dun has demonstrated that he hates his west coast readers most of all.
And DB, you're really not helping (though it's quite possible that you're right).
i wonder just how many voices she's listening to in that moldy head of her's
Well that explains the shit stains (Dooter) all over her couch
WORLD
PEACEFECES!wow, excuse me while I hit my head with a hammer to erase this memory.
Well of course she's gonna take so many laxative. The whole world laughed at her and called her fat after the MTV thing.
Of course the quickest way to lose an unnecessary 10 lbs is if she just cut off her head.
I wonder when she's gonna start speaking like a Pykee(sp?)…?
Uh, Slaappy…what in the world is that in your avi?
Yeah, this one time I had 10 laxatives a day…big mistake. I was sitting on the pot and my intestines came out. True story.
Coincidently, my uncle was busy beforehand…
Adderall? Damn, no wonder she can't sleep. That stuff is just legal speed. My friend gave me one of his once and I felt like I could have built an entire house.
make your thighs like butter, easy to spread…. and we can make sandwiches…
Ooh, baby, baby - Do You Want a Piece of Me? Oops, I did it again. Toxic! Gimme more.
Ten laxatives a day? And I thought the only shit she released was in the record stores…
Can I get a Hell Yeah!
No? Thanks. Bastards.
So your saying she has an empty anal cavity?
Excellent— now I can equate Britney Spears with another amazing tag: the brown fountain