AARON CARTER LOVES WEED

OK magazine says that Aaron Carter, "was arrested on Thursday in Kimble County, Texas. Sources say the 20-year old was pulled over for speeding on I-10, and when authorities searched his car, they found over two ounces of marijuana."  That is a lot of damn weed.  I think.  Actually I have no idea.  I've never done a drug in my life and I have no idea how the metric system works.  For the record, I’m not entirely positive what an electron is either.  OK goes on to say that Aaron, "was hauled off to jail, and will stay there overnight until Friday, when he will appear before a judge for his arraignment".  I wonder if Aaron still writes cool rap songs like he did when he was a kid,.  If so, he should turn this ordeal into another hit song and maybe the judge will go easy on him.

I'm Aaron Carter and I'm here to say, don't do drugs, it’s not okay. You don’t need drugs, to have fun, but I’m sorry to say, my rap is done.

Based on what I remember about Aaron Carters rhyme skills, it will be EXACTLY like that.  Oh, and yes, that is a picture of Aaron up top there.  I was on Getty and I meant to click a different one but I clicked this one instead and it turns out I don't care.  Feel free to look up your own picture of him and tape it to your monitor and then re-read this.  But if you do that, you'll miss how 50 percent of the photographers are awesomely facing the other direction and the mysterious green spot on the back of his head.  You're playing with dynamite, my friend!