If there was any lingering doubt that the entire Hilton family is a plague upon the earth, last night 18-year-old Barron Hilton, younger brother of Paris and Nikki, was arrested for DUI. His BAL was .14, almost twice the legal limit. Actually, since Barron is 18, and 21 is the legal drinking age, even a .01 BAL is illegal. Oh and he also had a fake ID and ran over an attendant at a Malibu gas station. Why? Because he's a Hilton. TMZ says:
Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron's car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron's Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.
Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron's car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.
Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron's car, so he couldn't continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.
How is it I've managed to go my entire life without ever getting a DUI? Is it magic? Yes, that must be it. It must be magic.
damn….so close to death…..bummer
when will they start dropping….ughhhh and
FIST!
Fernando (he did not want to give his last name)
Illegal!
.14 is for pussies. Even 18 year old pussies. Especially if you're a Hilton.
"Fernando (he did not want to give his last name)"
It's a trap!
Look he has face herpes! He's been eating out his sister again.
Gee Andrea…. Ya Think!?!?!?
Damn, missed the podium again.
Do you think it bothered Barron when his buddies busted his chops about his sister getting railed by Rick Solomon? I wonder who's dick Barron will be sucking in his forthcoming sex tape?
Sounds like Fernando cracked the case.
Here are a couple fundamental rules for driving after a few drinks that our newest Hilton idiot overlooked.
With a name like Barron Hilton, shouldn't he have a thin moustache? By the way…i'm completely bitter because this guy is probably getting more hot vag than everyone else posting here combined.
Ackbar you are a prince
I love the "driving wildly in circles" part. That had to be fun, especially drunk and in a Mercedes. Good times.
Andrea
What's your last name?
I hope Fernando hires a good lawyer. It's the American way. Get rich fast!
If Paris Hilton was my sister, I think .14 would be as sober as I could stand to be. "Hey dude, I was just watching your sister get nailed . . ." /Barron drinks entire 40
I just realized I'm getting old; I am totally pissed that stamps are going up again. Meanwhile the Hiltons abandon their cats, party while their movies tank, and get DUIs while they're still teenagers. Today is a sucky day.
Hey Barron, why the long face?
It's Farmer Ted…..He's not really a farmer. He's a freshman.
She Cums For The Jokes
Look at the bright side. You don't have VD like Paris..
Well, I hope you don't.
i heard that paris's aunt is an incredible piano player who teaches music to underprivileged children. no joke. so there is ONE hilton who escaped the curse.
Yeah, well, fuck him.