AND OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED

If there was any lingering doubt that the entire Hilton family is a plague upon the earth, last night 18-year-old Barron Hilton, younger brother of Paris and Nikki, was arrested for DUI. His BAL was .14, almost twice the legal limit.  Actually, since Barron is 18, and 21 is the legal drinking age, even a .01 BAL is illegal.  Oh and he also had a fake ID and ran over an attendant at a Malibu gas station.  Why?  Because he's a Hilton.  TMZ says:

Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron's car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron's Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron's car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron's car, so he couldn't continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.

How is it I've managed to go my entire life without ever getting a DUI?  Is it magic?  Yes, that must be it.  It must be magic.