Redban shot a video Saturday night of Ashlee Simpsosn giving an impromptu concert at Ritual in Hollywood, and you may think you know how amazing it was, but you're wrong. It was way way worse. Despite assurances to the DJ that she was "ready to rock", Ashlee in fact seemed unprepared to rock, so instead she just kinda hopped back and forth like she was walking on hot sand. This is mixed in with some spastic wiggling, as if she was on a ledge and trying not to fall off. Greatest Performer of All Time? Yes. Greatest Performer of All Time.