It was literally like 2 hours before Britney once again flashed her poisoned crotch to the world, which is about 110 minutes longer than expected. Clearly "sitting like a lady" is not one of the things you need to do to get out of the UCLA psyche ward.
FIST!
C'mon! It's lunch hour for some of us! Have some consideration man!
Now I feel like eating a ham sandwich… on white bread… extra mayo!
I liked her better when she was in the nut house.
::pets cat in lap::
Even though I feel like I am drowning in this flood of shitty Britney news, "poisoned crotch" is one hell of a funny term.
Zee Googles do naw-zing!
Does this psychotic freak dress in the dark or something?
reggid,
8 people dress her.
Unfortunately all eight of them are in her head………in the dark
So, yes.
Hmmmmm…..spoiled pussy
killer boots, man!
I spy, with my little eye….
a) Britney's underwear
b) absolute proof of the coming apocalypse
c) a giant rice pudding with a slice of apple in the middle
did she forget a tampon again or is that red underwear?
Dark blue dress… Bright salmon-pink panties.
It's on purpose.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to jam an egg-beater into my eye sockets.
~Jack
Utilizing non-lethal cooking implements in new and interesting ways.
I can't believe she's wearing underwear. Maybe she has lost it.
I'd like to know what kind of doctors would deem this incapacitated psycho ready for release.
What a joke.
I've got no love for Britney, she passed Skank about three exits back, but let's at least keep some logic in all this.
Your average woman wearing a skirt flashes her crotch all day, but your average woman doesn't have 100 flashbulbs pointed at her crotch when she's exiting a vehicle.
No need to go overboard when making fun of Britney, just wait, the jokes will come to you.
I can actually smell it. Smells like spoiled ham and menthol cigarettes. Thank God I gave up on the 7-day spoiled ham and menthol cigarette diet.
Mostro,
Your point is valid, but when the website's writer talks more about Britney than the voices in her own head then it gets tough coming up with new material.
I'm with Angela. For "Guess Who's Back?", I'll guess the Underwear Fairy.