BAM!

By brendon February 06, 2008 @ 10:27 AM

Christina Aguileras nose seems to get bigger every day as she gets more and more pregnant, but who cares, because so do her boobs, as you can tell in these pictures taken yesterday at a signing of her Back To Basics DVD.  She looks s a little rough, but at least she had the good sense to accentuate her enormous rack.  In fact in some of these I swear there's a spotlight on it, as if her boobs are in some kind of talent show.  A talent show about bouncing.

HASTILY WRITTEN UPDATE – oh yeah, she had her kid last month, didn't she.  a boy named max.  too many of these whores are pregnant, its hard to keep track, and its national signing day so im all distracted.  if patrick johnson decommits from lsu im gonna fuckin kill myself.



(64) Comments

  1. jellybaby 02/06/2008 10:40

    fist those

  2. Al Gore 02/06/2008 10:40

    The things I would do to this bitch.  I would wreck this slut

  3. DB's Treasure 02/06/2008 10:40

    Funny……my pants had the same reaction as the title

  4. ckychild 02/06/2008 10:40

    Didn't she have a baby already?

  5. DB's Treasure 02/06/2008 10:41

    I know it doesn't matter, and it's certainly NOT what I should be looking at in these pics…

    but pic #2

    …what's that red shit on her left forearm? 

  6. DB's Treasure 02/06/2008 10:42

    pic #7

    Her new Passport picture 

  7. Dan Daoust 02/06/2008 10:44

    Did Max crawl back in there?

  8. Chris19 02/06/2008 10:44

    DB: it's some lame ass tattoo she has – something to do with her love for her fugly husband I think

    And that baby of hers is going to be one lucky little infant…

  9. gravy donor 02/06/2008 10:44

    I will have to admitt,for an ugly chick she has nice tits.

  10. blondeandbrains 02/06/2008 10:45

    She's not getting "more and more pregnant" since she had the baby.  She's just getting more and more milk.  It does a body good!

  11. Ed 02/06/2008 10:45

    Boobie spotlights?  I'm for 'em.

  12. Sperm Germ 02/06/2008 10:45

    How does a chick who is 4-2 have 40GG tits? Breaking the laws of Physics here.

  13. JaK 02/06/2008 10:46

    Church of Boobology !

  14. Topper (Harry) Harley 02/06/2008 10:46

    Mmm glitter, and I love the fact she's still rocking animal print bras. RAWR!

  15. CharlieMurphy 02/06/2008 10:46

    "Thanks for the mammories!"

  16. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/06/2008 10:47

    Brend0n is so distracted by the tits and so terrified of pregnant chicks (something in your past you want to share, B?) he forgot she's not pregnant. 

     

    That is the funniest thing on the site in a week.  And its unintentional. 

  17. DB's Treasure 02/06/2008 10:47

    Breaking the laws of physics, or just answering the prayers of every 13 – 15 year old masturbator on Earth?

  18. DB's Treasure 02/06/2008 10:47

    I'm 24 and she's answered my prayers…..so, touche

  19. Doctress Leisa 02/06/2008 10:48

    If you scraped all of the makeup off her face, all you'd be left with is a greasy skull.

  20. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/06/2008 10:48

    she already had the kid….now she's just a fat cunt with too much make up on

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