02.06.2008 BRITNEY HAS BEEN RELEASED

The Los Angeles Times is exclusively reporting that Britney Spears has been released from a psychiatric ward at the UCLA Medical Center today after nearly a week of treatment.

Unlike the spectacle surrounding her trip to the Westwood medical facility last week, she slipped out with relatively little fanfare. A private security detail escorted her (away).
Her release comes after Spears' mother, in court documents, said her daughter's self-described friend and manager (Sam Lufti) exerted near-total control over the singer, cutting her phone lines, taking away her cellphone chargers, disabling her vehicles and grinding up pills to place in her food. Spears' mother alleges in a restraining order against the man.
Spears' mother made the allegations in a request for a restraining order against the manager, Sam Lutfi. The restraining order, approved Friday and released by the court Tuesday, bars Lutfi from coming within 250 yards of the singer.

Wait, did he actually cut her phone lines?  Physically cut them?  That's so cartoony, like he did it while wearing a black stovepipe hat and twirling his mustache.  If he hadn't been stopped would he have tied a lady to the train tracks with those big thick ropes?  Yes.  Yes I think it's clear he would.

(59) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/06/2008 17:00

    Hide your women and children

     

  2. spootle2 02/06/2008 17:00

    i'd still hit it

  3. Boba Fett 02/06/2008 17:02

    As long as she's wearing that see through shirt, I'd still have to consider hitting it.  It just screams "Classy on the street, slutty in the sheets."  Don't you think?

  4. Boba Fett 02/06/2008 17:03

    Oh wait…. she was last classy in 2002.

    And that was by accident.

    Nevermind.

  5. gravy donor 02/06/2008 17:05

    Jebus! The before (below) and after pics are scary. Lesson to hot young ass………. don't have kids.

  6. Stinky Pete 02/06/2008 17:05

    Obviously the mother fell from the same diseased tree as Brit and her grandma.  What else do you want to blame on Lufti, you delusional fucktard - did he steal all of her underwear and ProActiv too?

  7. Al Gore 02/06/2008 17:08

    I see, so pretty much every time shitney does to much meth and stays up for days on end tweaked out of her mind, she is going to be locked up till she comes down a bit, rinse, repeat.  this should get more interesting! Someone give that bitch a glass dick with crank to smoke!  We need news

  8. BigFoot's Dick 02/06/2008 17:10

    Give me a fucking break! Cutting phone lines and grounding up pills? What is this shit a fucking bad lifetime movie? Bitch is crazy! That's all she is, just plain smearing shit on the walls, hearing voices, jabbing knives in her gash bonkers. Don't blame anyone else, it's just her. 

    On a side not I bet she's good in the sack, the nutty broads always are.  

  9. beeper 02/06/2008 17:10

    I'm sure she's the image of perfect mental health.

  10. Silverback 02/06/2008 17:11

    FREE AT LAST… FREE AT LAST… OH, LAWD FREE AT LAST…

  11. She Cums For The Jokes 02/06/2008 17:14

    I really don't understand anything that happens to this chick. I don't even know if it's funny anymore. It's too confusing.

  12. Sarcasto 02/06/2008 17:16

    When I look at that banner pic I get the same feeling as that time when I was 12 and saw my 14 year old cousin changing into her bathing suit.  Wait!  That's not what I…I meant to say it was the same way I felt when I saw my mother's boobie that one time at the beach…ARGHHH!!!!!  Never mind.

  13. Jesus H. Christ 02/06/2008 17:16

    The restraining order, approved Friday and released by the court Tuesday, bars Lutfi from coming within 250 yards of the singer.

     

    Any rag-head worth his 70 virgins could pick her off with a sniper rifle from at least 300 yards. 

  14. She Cums For The Jokes 02/06/2008 17:18

    If anyone wants to see what real crazy is, the chick that Michael Jordan is taking to court since she won't stop harrassing him (after he got two DNA tests that said he wasn't the father to her kid) has a blog and she is abso-fucking-lutely nuts. Fair warning: your IQ will drop if you read it. Still funny though. mjordanmistress.blogspot.com

  15. Al Gore 02/06/2008 17:19

    300 yards?  The raghead is in the US, he can get one that hit a chicken from 2 miles away, any idiot could use it at one mile.  Dont you watch FutureWeapons Jesus?  And should be you working on that whole rapture thing, not blogging here?

  16. TimBoston 02/06/2008 17:19

    mmm nice see through shirt…

  17. Al Gore 02/06/2008 17:25

    If you hold down ATL + F4 you can see her cooter as well

  18. pepper 02/06/2008 17:32

     I would like to give Btritney, Heath Ledger's recipe.   FREE!

  19. yohnskull22 02/06/2008 17:34

    Atlanta F4?

  20. yohnskull22 02/06/2008 17:36

    Paris gets 40 days in jail serves 11 hours then goes back.

    Britney gets a mandatory 3 days plus 14 in the coo coo nest and gets out after 5 and a half.  WTF?  Overcrowding or good behavior?

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