TMZ says today that UCLA Medical Center has classified Britney Spears as Greatly Disabled, which is apparently as bad as it gets in a psyche ward. From what I gather, most of the people who get this classification are covered in urine and shouting at demons. TMZ says:
Several health care professionals tell us Britney has fallen into a "manic state" due to her bipolar disorder. We're also told she arrived at the hospital this morning at around 2:15 AM, but wasn't admitted until 4:15 AM because she was causing such a scene in the hospital.
Sources at UCLA Medical Center tell TMZ Britney Spears has been classified as "G.D." — Gravely Disabled. That is a huge and dangerous deal. That means the patient is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter.
Jesus Christ, whatever. For the first time, I'm on Britney’s side. That tubby bitch can acquire food, I assure you. She's like a polar bear. You could put a cake under 2 feet of ice and Britney would stick her nose to the ground and find it. When asked for a comment, Britney said, "food goes in my tummy". I'm not technically a doctor, bet she's right on that one.
nice
Okay, now this was a pretty funny post.
Britney is greatly pathetic.
Ok, now I actually feel kind of bad for laughing at her (continuously for the past 5 years :S). *IF* she really is bipolar, that is. That's pretty hard to manage even for the smartest of people. She's going to need to take lithium for the rest of her life, poor thing :(
So I've been right all the time when I referred to her as "that G-D Britney Spears."
I'm actually starting to feel bad for her. I hope she can get the proper help she so obviously needs.
See, this is just not funny at all. Bring back Matt Damon!
And the only one around here getting classified as "G.D" would be "Got.Dang.".
And I trust, MG, that you've taken my advice.
Ride Lo
i wanna rub meats and assorted fried foods on her as i split her in half…
I'd rather be GREATly disabled than just ORDINARILY disabled.
Strive for Greatness, Britney!
ANAGRAMS FOR "GREATLY DISABLED"
Tear gas bed idyll
Degrade by its all
Sly deadbeat girl
She needs a SamLutfi-ectomy and an Adnan-ectomy. Then she needs to consult a caring mental health professional like Barbra Streisand in that movie.
Lo Rider - what advice was that? Did I miss a post?
Britney in a psyche ward and in a straight hacket? That's kinda hot.
Hey, is it "gravely" or "greatly."
And yes, it's a BIG deal.
OK, not such a big deal but it's a slow morning.
When asked for a comment, Britney said, "food goes in my tummy"
Britney was also heard to say:I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
hopefully she'll now get better-in the meantime i would send her snouting for truffles
Doc-can you get us an interview?
Damn, I got all excited when I saw "Britney Spears" and "grave" in the same sentence.
I wonder when Tom Cruise is gonna rescue her from all those doctors? YOu know, since Scientology has a plan to abolish mental health professionals once and for all.
faker