OK magazine says that Britney Spears, the memories of her own kids quickly fading, taught a group of kids in a dance class last night at the Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood, where Britney seems to spend most of her time, somehow without losing an ounce of fat. OK says:
Brit arrived at Millennium around 6 p.m. PT on Monday, hidden from the paparazzi. She was greeted by a group of eight children ages 4-9 — and certainly more than a few star-struck parents. An eyewitness tells OK! that Britney went up to each child and asked them their name and whether they liked Madonna, because that was the song they would be dancing to this evening.
Class ended at 6:50 p.m. An eyewitness tells OK! that the kids learned a variety of fun dances, including "the fish," "the swim" and "the choo choo train" in which the kids grabbed onto each other and hopped around like a train making choo choo noises. Brit then had the kids show off some of their own moves. The group formed a circle and each one got to dance alone in the center of the circle.
Other dances included, "Fetch Britney Her Cigarettes" and "Hold On For One Second While I Catch My Breath". These pictures are also Britney at Millennium Dance Studio. Lets see … smoking? Check. Shirt on backwards? Yes. Shirt inside out? Why not. No bra? You know it! Whorey torn fishnets? Indubitably! Every single one of those parents should be arrested immediately. And then shot into space.
wtf
I am starting to sense that Brendow is jealous os Britneys greatness. He only wishes he could look so classy with fishnets and a smoke
I don't think she looks fat.
Not pictured: A passing motorist saying…
Nice dancin' shoes.
What good parent would let this psycho around their children?
Now I know I was abused as a child–my mother never took me to learn dance moves by a famous skank dressed like a 2$ whore on Hollywood Blvd.
Did the kids learn the
stripperdance move where you change shirts during the dance and then whip out a saggy titty?And yet I'd still hit it
when did they start packaging pepperoni sticks in white paper?
Lesson #2 to include:
Britney must have showed the kids a different kind of choo choo train. Because the usual train for her would've got her arrested.
Mommy, I touched the dance instructors hand. Does this mean I have the clap?
Did the kids learn the
stripperdance move where you change shirts during the dance and then whip out a saggy titty, all the while never removing the sunglasses?(fixed)
Being a whore in front of someone elses kids for an hour is SOOOOO much easier then being a whore in front of your own kids for a whole day!
On the other hand, maybe there is a plausible explanation for the smoking and dancing. She could be directing a child's version of Grease. Where's Travolta?
why does this site have pictures of that porch monkey that is running for president? And why is it if you ask any douche bag why they are voting obama they all say "change", yet none of them can say what that change is???
tuxedo, that shit was too funny…i'm still laughin….oh god…
whoa whoa…
we can make fun of a lot of things here, but please…let's not disrespect mad dog 20/20…i am sure mad dog is responsible for at least one unforgettable nite for each and everyone of us….
Dancing Kid 1 Cool we got a substitute Teacher today, let's mess with her
Dancing Kid 2 Do you know who that is?
Dancing Kid 3 I think its Paula Abdul
Dancing Kid 2 No it Britney Spears, my parents say I dance like her
Dancing Kid 1 I knew you were Retarded
Dancing Kid 2 Sniffle Sniffle I'm telling My mom Reese