She will probably never top the pictures she took while getting out of the car with Paris Hilton (very very very NSFW here, more here) but last night Britney Spears made it clear she still hates underwear as much as ever and plans to never wear it again. If this were a movie, underwear would have killed Britney’s family, and now Britney has sworn revenge. She Fights To Uphold Justice … By Breaking The Law. Only in theaters, rated R for some violence and graphic content.
That bald pussy is like an old friend to me…
It's not her fault, her manager - in taking over her life and forcing the british accent on her, also hid all her panties and bras and meds. Right? Or maybe she's been eating her underwear and wearing her meds, it might explain a few things.
Hey - Rehab or whatever is working a little - She's actually TRYING to keep her legs closed getting out of the car.
I CANT SEE ANYTHING WHAT KIND OF HORSE CRAP IS GOING ON HERE
If this were made into a movie, wouldn't it be rated Aaaargh?
i would love to see Britney and Megan Fox naked….without Britney
Return of the snail trails……VD for all!
You know that when Peter Griffin spoofs you on Family Guy for a certain act that you're famous for doing, the first step from there is to STOP DOING IT.
And yet……….. (sighs)
(a) Daddy stole her panties.
(b) Sam sold her panties.
(c) Adnan ate her panties.
(d) she is wearing panties, that new "bald crotch design" that all the girls are crazy about.
That reminds me of a kitty I once ran over in the car but then it wasn't dead so I had to smash its head in with a rock. Only this isn't quite as sexy.
Is it just me, or are chicks with C-section scars fuckin hot?
This her new album cover?
D-bag - nice avy dude! Adjust the mask so you can see better….
She's so jealous of LiLo that it's eating her up inside.
That, and intestinal parasites.
Her technique has certainly improved… she doesn't lead with the cowcatcher anymore. And just you Lance, just you.
I don't care much for cut up snatches, but goddamn her head is weird. The caked on gold eyeliner, the 'whore red' lipstick, and…well, I have no clue what color her hair is supposed to be, but it all violates my damn eyes. Kill her with decapitation.
Easy Access……….
Maybe I could pay the towelhead to do it for me in the name of Allah.
Let's all pray the lipstick mark on her wrist is kind of a bullseye for the straight razor.
BOYOBOY!!! if i ever had to get near a vagina it would be Britbrits!!! LOL!!! but thats just because it looks like a dudes asshole!!! just without my faggy cock in it!!! ROTFJOadnan!!!