CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOOKS DIFFERENT

By brendon February 21, 2008 @ 10:02 AM

This clip should be a delightful romp where we stare at Christina Aguilera’s enormous rack and all is right with the world, but Ellen Degeneres is in it too and she just makes the whole thing creepy. She's so ugly I get a little scared. Looking at her I feel the same way as I do when I see conjoined twins. I get this weird feeling in my stomach. So to see her leering over Christina’s huge boobs is really uncomfortable. I don’t like to think about ugly people having sex and I sure as fuck don’t like to watch them getting turned on. By now, Ellens vibrator must have grooves worn in to it like the handlebars to a 10 year olds bike. Good luck getting that image out of your head.

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(76) Comments

Carna 02/21/2008 10:51

Boba Fett 02/21/2008 10:51

'Em R Huge!

Big Mike 02/21/2008 10:52

Holy crap

Carna 02/21/2008 10:52

OMFG YES MY GOAL IN LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I CAN DIE HAPPILY. Oh, sup. Christina Aguilera is mighty fine.

Pennsylvania's Finest 02/21/2008 10:53

i am sure there was a wet spot on Elens chair after the interview

duche_bag 02/21/2008 10:54

THEY CUT OUT THE PART WHERE ELEN SAYS "I WANNA SUCK YOUR TITS"

Carna 02/21/2008 11:01

They cut out the part where the audience says "pull out them big tittays!"

Jim 02/21/2008 11:02

Holy Christ.

DB's Treasure 02/21/2008 11:05

Maybe Hitler had it right all along

RonDogg 02/21/2008 11:05

That bitch is gross.

BabaBooey 02/21/2008 11:05

Look at those globes!!!!

She could breast-feed all of Brangelina's family, including Brad and Angelina, simultaneously!!!!

Mommy!

Observer 02/21/2008 11:05

Ellen likes those tits more than I do.

She's a man, baby.

Fucking Motherfucker 02/21/2008 11:06

They are bigger than her head. That's not much of an accomplishment, but still above the average.

I'd milk 'em.

Observer 02/21/2008 11:07

Penis ballons…….when they break….you have babies.

PercySugden 02/21/2008 11:08

Look, everybody! I made a semen rainbow!!!

Observer 02/21/2008 11:08

Has anyone noticed that….based on this video clip……the "Ellen" show is about as interesting as an infomercial on upper colonic cleansing.

Doctress Leisa 02/21/2008 11:09

Holy Shit–if that is what pregnancy does for your rack, I need to be knocked up immediately. Where's that turkey baster?

DB's Treasure 02/21/2008 11:09

RonDogg, you'd chop your fingers off to fuck that whore. You know you would.

BabaBooey 02/21/2008 11:09

I have to laugh watching Ellen trying to keep her eyes off of those tits and legs. Her eyes are bouncing around like the ball on the old "Breakout" arcade game.