Eva Longoria spent her weekend in Mexico with her husband Tony Parker, and that's a horrible idea, because Mexico is a damn nightmare. New figures from the US Violent Crime Bureau reveal that 70 percent of all rape stories begin with, "I was in vacation in Mexico…" Okay, actually I made that up, but it's probably close. And because Mexico has a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, but no laws or capable government and the citizens are filthy sexual predators, those figures that I made up may only increase. The only real reason to go there is for terrifying sex shows and to score drugs deemed too dangerous to be sold in America, and that's cool, just as long as you understand your doctor that is giving them to you rode to work on a donkey. Excuse me, "burro".
Hey, what happened to the Courtnoi post???
I wanted to know if SlackJawed would hit it or not.
Is it me or does her ass look 1,000 times better on DH?
Bitches!
She's not quite as tight as she used to be.
Seriously, did the Courtnoi post disappear from just my comp. or is it missing elsewhere?
Is that an iron cross on her lower back??? She's got a great ass for a Nazi…
I don't get it. A skinny little short bitch who's been reemed out by some big black schlong, and now she's got cellulite to boot? Yeah. Show me more. I'll take freckle tits any day. Or better yet, someone mentioned Scarlett Johanson. Damn it, when the hell is she gonna show us "all" of her. Not just the top half busting out of every outfit she wears.
"Mexico has a bountiful supply of date rape drugs."
Where's my damned travel agent's phone number? My friend told me to ask the first cop I see about the best to score the really good stuff.
RKHessel says Hey, what happened to the Courtnoi post…
Scroll down, very bottom of page.
Is that an iron cross on her lower back??? She's got a great ass for a Nazi…
Nope, it's a semen bullseye.
she's alright, but I would kick her out of bed for farting. She needs a chin, tits and about 5 inches in height to be of any real use to me.
Nope, it's a semen bullseye.
Haa… :D
I prefer a bullseye on the back of the neck
She needs a chin, tits and about 5 inches in height to be of any real use to me.
MG, shouldn't she actually be shorter with a flat head and no teeth?
What can I say? I would fuck her in the ass and blow a load on that Iron Cross of hers.
Wait…this is the Courtney Love thread, right?
Leisa seems to have a very stereotypical idea of what men seem to like…and she's right!
Is she all oiled up for the swim back to the states?
Leisa has a very sterotypical idea of what she likes… but on that one I'd have to argue that she's wrong.
Well not ALL men, Sarcasto–just you retarded Durdenite virgin neckbeards living in your mothers' basements :0)
…and the lonely single woman who polices us!