Various sources say today that not only has Eva Mendes gone to rehab for substance abuse, but she's already been there for a few weeks. What a big star! TMZ says:
We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country. Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.
Eva Mendes has always seemed a little odd, so maybe she was just high the whole time. She always looks a little baked in her pictures, like she's trying to seduce you, starring into the camera like she's your secret lover. And hell, maybe she wants to be, who knows what passions are burning in her heart!
WTF? Didn't see this coming! I'd still hit it!
In russia, lodge cirques you. Hell Yeah, WOOOOO
seems to be a maxim curse lately.First mischa now eva
Going to Rehab is akin to your annual physical in hollywood land. I'd fuck her toes. With my fist.
Oh no! My little Cuabn-American hottie with the target on her face is 'sick'?
Maybe she's just looking for a little Riley…
Man, I'd love to drop the hot beef injection on her. If she's having detox spasms, even better!
Cuban?? i thought she was mexican….there goes my joke about tequila.
dude, rehab is the best place to pick up chicks.
Judging by their star client Lilo's track record since her stay, Cirque Lodge must be on the payroll for Phillip-Morris, Anheuser Busch, and Lazy Eyed Leroy, the smack dealer on 5th and JFK Blvd.
Keep drinking the water marked "female celebutie". We'll have Hollywood cleaned out in no time.
I've developed a custom replacement behavior-based rehab program just for her. Instead of abusing narcotics or alcohol we'll abuse substances like astroglide, semen, and Febreeze.
What….? Because she's half Cuban and I fart a lot during sex, okay?
Maybe Kathleen Turner was right about the effect Nic Cage has on people?
i think they're trying to keep this story under wraps because she is so smoking hot and tasty that young girls will start doing crank and shooting junk just to be more like eva….
and honestly, they should….
She's Cuabn-American. That's a mixed up Cuban-American.
Fucking typo was actually more correct than what it should have been.
Wonder if her uterus is polluted, meng.
god she is so fine
What are the chances she'll come out with a new snow boarder boyfriend?
I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for the opportunity to have Eva abuse my substances.
She coulda just came to my house for treatment. Naked adn lubed w/ banana grease!
-your mom
soxy, tell me about it!
When Camila Alves, Eva and I were fucking the other day, I lost track of time because of her fine-ness and blasted one into Camila. I guess I need to be more careful — Camila is pregnant now.
Already planning my stairwell rendezvous. Just gotta get my nasty knit hat, t-shirt, bad snowboard stories and everything else that other rehab d-bag used to nail LiLo. Cuz I'm pretty sure these celebutards are the all the same when it comes to rebah lovin.
Yep, I am McLovin…..