Nicky Hilton. I was gonna do this elaborate guessing game thing where we make fun of this bony bitch and the answer was Nicky Hilton. But then I realized what I was doing and stopped. Because fuck her. She doesn't even do anything. So I'm glad to see she's supper skinny. Hopefully she has an eating disorder. I also hope some big mean dog chases her and then bites her and gives her something. Wait, did I say "bites"? I meant to say "mounts". Did I mention, fuck her?
Give her a break, how'd you like to be known as "the uglier sister of Paris Hilton"? That would make anyone binge-and-purge.
Are those the legs of an ostrich?
admit Juan, if she offered herself to you, you would dog her like no tomorrow.
Because fuck her. She doesn't even do anything.
My sentiments exactly!
If she means nothing then stop putting her on your site. Simple math dude!
That frock looks like some failed 9th grade Home-Ec sewing project. It looks like something I see when I get dragged to the garage sale thats held by the local disabled kids workshop.
Is that snow on the ground behind her? Isn't it kinda cold to be walking around like that. Of course she's prolly frigid to start with, so it feel like summer to her.
She's got the feet of a mummy
I think she's pretty. Tee Hee.
Bread makes me poop.
Lightdragon, she wouldn't even have to "offer herself to me." All it would take would be:
a) some roofies
b) for her to drop her purse and bend over to pick it up, thus exposing herself to a rear-guard attack by my heat-seeking trouser missile
c) a crisp new $20 bill (cover with shiny white powder)
d) a friendly but vacant look in her eyes
And, zing! The deed would be done.
i smell bones
I love Aviator sunglasses.. wish they looked good on me.. she is butt ass uggs tho.. but her dress is cute.
Not only is she way uglier than Paris Hilton, she just may be uglier than Perez Hilton.
You couldn't hit that, you'd break it!
What is she, the genetic leftovers from Paris? Like Julia is to Eric Roberts.
"I smell bones"
Pardon me. I'll tuck it under my belt buckle.
Juan, you need to get a life. Do you sit on this web site all day, hitting the refresh button so you can be the first to post?
Go whack off or something.
I don't think anyone should engage in any sexual relations with Nicky Hilton… That family has genetic herpes. Seriously.
~Jack
wow… officially ran out of relative content, huh?
It would be a bumpy ride but what the hell. If the carnies think it's safe, I'd be happy to give her a rattle.
RockDirt,
Some people (like me) sit infront of a computer all day at work and try to waste time by talking on this board. Stop startin shit online like some 13 year old pussy and leave Juan to his business. If you gotta problem then you can go to another site, douchebag. What Juan has to say is actually funny and one of the life lines to this site.
She's got feet like a fucking Sasquatch……….I find that hot!
I love it.
We are fighting for Juan, El LUCHADOR!