Even if Lindsay Lohan hadn’t gone naked, these pictures of Paris Hilton Saturday night as a Pussycat Doll at Pure in Vegas would still be boring. It's Paris Hilton. We've already seen every inch of her a hundred times. This is going the wrong way. It would be like watching Chuck Liddell play kickball. I like kickball just as much as the next little girl does, but this is missing something.
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Dammit! I am TRYING to Durst this mfer!
Paris is a very private person and I am sure she is embarassed by all of the attention.
Also, she is quite sensitive and I am sure these mean-spirited comments really hurt her feelings. Even though she doesn't show it, inside she's crying.
Now THAT'S a dirty martini!
I see a misprint–shouldn't that "o" be a "u"?
It's impressive to see how boring she is on stage when she's completely up for showing everyone her vagina every time she gets out of a vehicle.
And thus the end of days was started…..
I feel sorry for her: she must feel very uncomfortable having to be so over-dressed in public.
Hmmmm…..how does one deal with an attention whore? I say we start an attention whore boycott!
Let's start the Yank Attention Whores Now list, or Y.A.W.N., right here and now!
Please submit your top five attention whores (male or female) that should in no form receive any media attention from here on out.
I'll start. My idea, so there.
1. Paris Hilton (duh)
2. Lindsey Lohan (only show her naked, but don't write about her).
3. Brittney Smears (not even if she went Lindsey and did nude)
4. Janice Dickinson (this cunt just needs to be stuffed in a barrel and put in a river).
5. Hayden Panettiere (who is this cunt?!? Make her go away).
Let's change the world for the better everyone.
Replace Hayden with "the goat" and you may have something there, rorlee.
Feel free to add your own list Doc. Then we can submit the top ten to Congress and get them shipped to the Island of Dr. Moron where scientists can observe them in their struggle for survival without any means of attention except from each other.
Great, I just invented the next Fox reality show.
SHIT
Just finished enjoying Lindays's artistic tribute and then this? What kind of a sick joke is this?
It's worse than the time I had a bitch tell me she had an STD.
rorlee - leave Hayden Pantiesonfire on the list and add in the other Hilton sister, The Goat, Chupacabra and Kristen Dunst. Jamie Lynn Spears too.
Upon further review Paris is still ugly. Shocking,I know.
all EXCELLENT contributions MG. I agree the goat for sure, I just get so sick of seeing that cunts name everywhere. Kirsten Dunst is fun, because she's just so fucking ugly! GOD! What producer not on drugs would put this mental dental piece of shit in a movie?!?
Must admit the camera does love this filthy, filthy whore. Some of those leggy shots make me think…maybe… bah, nevermind. It would take much too long to wash off the stink.
Fuck Freckletits.
Paris is way better to me. This skank really does work the sex appeal.
You can't say that the people in that room are ignoring her. There's a camera in the hand of every one of those arms sticking up in the audience.
Silveback - I could easily clean up my own jit from my own stomach for this bitch.
Besides the herp which we can't see in these pictures, there's not a blemish on her. Her body is quite nice, and the small tits look good in the push-ups.
I'd go in armed with a bag of rubbers and dental dams and hit it.
On second thought I would:
Gee, thanks for sharing your sexual
jackcheck off list there yohnWhat's missing are Tits. She has none. And I'm fully convinced she's a gay 12 year old boy.
Ugh.
No problem rorlee. Now interpret you own avy for the rest of my thoughts.