INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGD … EEEEEEEEE!

By brendon February 14, 2008 @ 12:16 PM

If the point of this first trailer to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was to make me squeal with delight until I pass out, mission accomplished.

(bigger version on yahoo here)



(55) Comments

  1. BigFoot's Dick 02/14/2008 12:17

    No time for love Dr. Jones!

  2. manic 02/14/2008 12:21

    Yeah, it looks like they finally got one right. Let's hope.

  3. Silent H 02/14/2008 12:21

    Damn… this looks like every other Indiana movie

  4. DaiMac 02/14/2008 12:22

    Well consider my hard crust of cynicism officially cracked on this one… 

  5. Dirty Hairy 02/14/2008 12:23

    BONG!!!!!!

  6. BigFoot's Dick 02/14/2008 12:23

    It looks a hell of a lot better that Temple of Doom which isn't a hard thing to do.

  7. dreamclaimer 02/14/2008 12:24

    How'd they shave 20 years off of Harrison Ford?  And still doing his own stunts at 65.  Impressive actually.  Surprisingly, I have nothing bad to say about this.

  8. Silent H 02/14/2008 12:24

    True… Temple of Doom did suck a crusty nut

  9. frankXchange 02/14/2008 12:28

    I’m a fan. Indiana Jones IS my holy grail.

  10. Curtis 02/14/2008 12:28

    Its a fucking montage of action sequences, this is like the teaser trailer for live free die hard. How can you tell how good it looks. That right there should be an indication that the movie is lacking in plot.

  11. Al Gore 02/14/2008 12:28

    I was masturbating before I watched the video, so I had to cum with Indys face on my mind……like always, he's so dreamy

  12. PercySugden 02/14/2008 12:32

    Cunt!

     Sorry – I meant   "Great!"

  13. displacedhybrid 02/14/2008 12:34

    I'll pass.

  14. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/14/2008 12:37

    Indiana Jones and the smell of Jane Fonda's cunt…..its just the working title

  15. frankXchange 02/14/2008 12:37

    Do.

  16. CamelToe 02/14/2008 12:39

    I just pissed myself.

  17. frankXchange 02/14/2008 12:39

    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,
    Please don’t let Shia have any screen,

  18. frankXchange 02/14/2008 12:39

    time,
    time,
    time,
    time,
    time,
    time,
    time,
    time,

  19. Juan 02/14/2008 12:40

    Meh…this would have been better if Shia LeBoeuf or Shy LePoof or Pepe LePew or whatever his name is had been replaced by:

    a) Dakota Fanning

    b) Jamie Lynn Spears

    c) Adnan the Wacky Paparazzi

    d) Tom Arnold

    e) Sara Varone

     

  20. Um, 02/14/2008 12:42

    Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all. Here’s a little link to show you the extent of my esteem for you. : )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-B0WCBz2mg&feature=related

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