At first this story in Star may seem far fetched but then you remember that it's about a Spears and the whole family is a plague of fuckups and then it all makes sense. Let's skip to the best part.
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"
The story says other things about her getting drunk all the time and drinking to escape her life as a famous hillbilly, and about her cheating on the father of her little'in, but that was all just build up to, "It's cool, I'm pregnant. I can't get pregnant again!" But please don’t think I'm being critical. No, no not at all. We need more progressive thinking whores like this. Dr. Science there is right. You can't get double pregnant, so now, hey, no rules. She's 16 and knocked up and that means it's time to discover the pleasures of life, baby.
(thanks to DJ for the link and for keeping the terrorists at bay)
That's hot. ®
so close to fist
I thought famous Hillbillies were upset because you couldn't get possum shanks in Beverly Hills?
So I can donkey punch her then?
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/01/eat-shit-freud.html
If the conclusion of my tale doesn't suggest why I posted this, then you are a fucking idiot.
DJ not doing such a hot job with Adnan Ghalib
just saying…
I'm just saying here, but fucking pregnant chicks, is REALLY REALLY HOT!! They are so super fucking horny and will do things they wont normally do, its like getting them high on meth, suddenly they want a finger up their ass and two cocks in their mouth, and I just happen to have two cocks, sweet tits
Shocking new development:
I'd hit it!
Why couldn't this dumb bitch have been the "Spears sister that shaved their head"?
Seriously, you all will probably label me flaming gay for it, but I cannot stand her fucking hair. I just can't.
Can't get pregnant twice? Someone should warn her about the dangers of ass-babies. I think her sister was an ass-baby.
that there baby'll pro-tect me frum anykinda crotchrot you may got there too….my uncle telled me so…
DH, you are flaming gay.
Pregnant and drinking. Just how many extra chromosomes does she want this kid to have?
The emperor Augustus's daughter Julia was said to favor sex during pregnancy for the same reason — it was a perk not to have any annoying bastards to explain to a husband she probably fucked only to get pregnant in the first place, and birth control was chancy — congealed olive oil over the cervix, for instance, not exactly a 99%-safe method.
"Passengers are never allowed on board until the hold is full," she reputedly said.
Augustus eventually had her banished, which sounds like something the California courts should consider re: Jamie's big sister.
So while you fuck her, the baby gives you a blowjob?….. This bitch rocks my world!
I wonder if she has unusually thick vaginal discharge common to pregnancy.
Why doesn't she just raise her hand and say, "Hey ya'll, get me before the hair does!"
Wouldn't it be funny if you could get "pregnant again" and she ended up with like 15 kids in there by the time it was all said and done…confusion
If she wants to follow in her sister's footsteps, she really needs to do something spectacular–like let a rhino take her up the ass while dressed as President Bush.
Which one is dressed like Bush? Her or the Rhino?
Please say Rhino…Please say Rhino… Please say Rhino… Please say Rhino…