02.08.2008 JESSE METCALFE GOT CRACKED

"Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe got absolutely dropped on his ass last night when some dude on the street gave him a pretty nice right cross to the face. The dude connects and Jesse hit's the ground like someone removed all his bones. To his great credit he pops right back up, but his bravado falls a little flat.  After what just happened, it would be like if a nail talked shit to a hammer. 

(90) Comments

  1. Boba Fett 02/08/2008 09:45

    Bam!

  2. TW 02/08/2008 09:46

    dude looks like he's wearing 4 ounce gloves too.

  3. TW 02/08/2008 09:48

    left to the body (aka liver shot) and an upper cut to the chin would have been my choice.

    Jesse is too slow.

  4. Eddie Munster 02/08/2008 09:48

    yeah he was wearing gloves, what a pussy. I gotta give the guy credit who got stuck, he got right back up and really didn't look phased.

     

    both pussies 

  5. dragonslayer 02/08/2008 09:49

    He needs to expand his vocabulary.

  6. DB's Treasure 02/08/2008 09:50

    You can't get more PWN3D than that unless you walked in on your wife fucking your best friend and he stood up and shot his load in YOUR face.

    That was a clean punch.

     

    "WHAT THE [expletive]!!!!!" 

  7. DB's Treasure 02/08/2008 09:52

    Eddie, the adrenaline prolly didn't allow a moment for him to show any signs of that impact. After 2 minutes went by and his body calmed down I bet his night was ruined and later spent downing Advil and laying in bed with the shades closed.

  8. Lance @ FilmDrunk 02/08/2008 09:54

    Definitely looked like more of a hook than a cross to me.  Landed clean and still didn't do much damage.  I say he punches like an old lady.

  9. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/08/2008 09:59

    aren't sucker punches usually thrown by people of "dark skin"

  10. Friday Night, August 14th 02/08/2008 09:59

    -yeah he was wearing gloves, what a pussy. I gotta give the guy credit who got stuck, he got right back up and really didn't look phased.

     

    Notice his attacker suddenly wasn't so apt to throw a few punches.  Looked like he was counting on that one hit knock out.

     

    Props to Metcalfe.  Took a lick and got right back up.

     Though, why he didn't proceed to lay down some justice is why he's still a wuss.

  11. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/08/2008 10:01

    i think there is a saying for people who throw sucka punches that  weak…" you're gay"

  12. John31 02/08/2008 10:15

    i have no sound here, but it looked like fake John Stamos was trying to steal midget-man's girlfriend.  you gotta have your hands up when you're doing that, brotha man.

  13. TW 02/08/2008 10:22

    lamo lead with his head and flailed it in, like a bird with a broken wing. Then again, he looks like he's about 5 feet tall.

    At least Metcalfe didn't shit his pants (that we know of).

  14. Redswipe 02/08/2008 10:22

    Weak punch? How many times have you been knocked down by a weak punch? lol

     The fact that he got up just means he didnt catch him well enough to knock him out, not that it was weak.

  15. TW 02/08/2008 10:23

    Lance, you fag.
    What do you know about fighting, other than duking it out with old ladies to get the last doily during Macy's One Day Sales?

  16. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/08/2008 10:30

    redswipe: its not hard to knock an unsuspecting person over with a push. 

    BTW: who the fuck walks around with a gray hoody and what appears to be 4 ounce gloves…other than Rocky and other small Italian wannabes

  17. Johnny Utah 02/08/2008 10:32

    Pwned! lol

    Who said "You think you're tuff?" as the punch was being thrown? 

  18. SydSpy 02/08/2008 10:32

    Bwahahahahaha

     

    Pussy.  

  19. TW 02/08/2008 10:33

    P'F, IROC's — Italian Retards Out Cruising.

  20. Reezy 02/08/2008 10:36

    so who was that victor dude? looked like a midget rocky with that hoody and finger gloves on!

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