Unbelievably, Katherine McTits actually married her longtime boyfriend Nick Cokas (this dork) late Saturday afternoon in Beverly Hills, and I say "unbelievably" because he's almost twice her age. She is 23, he is 42.
"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."
McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo. Fellow season five Idol contestants Kellie Pickler and Mandisa were among the 305 guests on hand for the nuptials.
McPhee and Cokas met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir". Their union began as a friendship and blossomed when McPhee auditioned for American Idol later that year.
These pictures (courtesy of bauer-griffin) are her leaving for her honeymoon yesterday, a process that apparently includes seducing airport security. She looks pretty cute here. She has kind of a big ass, but still, it's like that old saying: "I wouldn't mind placing my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean". On a side note, "The Ghost and Mrs Muir" is a really good movie. Rex Harrison is fucking cool and Gene Tierney had enormous tits. It's a good date movie because it's real sweet. And the girl will be all like, "awww". And then she'll wanna do it.
(and if you're wondering, no, you can't see anything on her drivers license in the UHQ version of picture 4)
BONG!!!!!!!
What? There's something totally wrong about that girl. I mean, black outfit — BROWN SHOES? God.
This was news hours ago when Fox first reported it very early this morning. WTF is up with this place today?
There goes another hot chick from my Fantasy F**k List.
This week sucks.
i don't think pops is going to mind her growing ass as long as she doesn't bitch about the fact he has to tie his flacid dick to a chopstick in a few years.
What's wrong with a big ass? The woman has a eating disorder for Pete's sake.
And how do you figure her to have a big ass? Her ass is freakin' PERFECT! I sincerely can't find one flaw on this female.
I would finger her ass with my fist and then tell her its chocolate she is eating. And dont get me started on what I would do to her husbands..
I'd hit it, and wouldn't even have to use Bigfoot's Dick this time….
OM, she married her dad…
Since I'm late to this post, everyones already beat me to the ass comment. But I'll still say it…I'm still looking for the "kind of a big ass" that was mentioned. 'Cause the one on display here is SLAMMIN'.
I'd let her shit on my chest just to watch the muscles move.
There isn't a broad on the planet who wouldn't marry you if you gave her diamonds that big. There must be a quarter of a million dollars on her fingers.
..psst…
and she could…………..PLAY WITH THE FUZZY ONES
Shitting on chests is fucking HOT!!!!! I hate it when Tipper shits on mine but then says shes tired when I wanna shit on hers…..bitch
in defense of the post, our leader is gay so he likes a nice boney man ass.
Cath: Hi Mom, meet my new boyfriend Nick.
Mom: What the…Nick! I thought I told you never to come around here any more. We were through years ago. For the 1,000th time Kathy is NOT your child.
Nick: Sorry Mom, we're married.
Mom: Who is?
Kath: MOM!! Stop it. Nick and I are in love, and…
Mom: Do you mean you and he…WTF!!! Click-RACK BOOOM!! Take that you child molester!!
Kath: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: Gargle-Gargle-Gargle. (Blood pools around his warm and still twitching body)
I think shes fucking Matt Damon
Why not just get a robot to generate an inane "I'd hit it" comment every time there's a picture of a woman. Seriously, if the faces of meth website had commenting, these guys would be falling all over themselves to be the first to say "I'd hit it."
Dan hockeyman - The big ring is on her right hand. The engagement ring on her left hand…
Ain't all dat'.
Who is this hot piece of ass?
She's fucking Matt Damon.