OK magazine hints that Katie Holmes might be pregnant in their latest issue. And by "hints", I mean, "they splash it all over the front page in big giant font normally saved for WORLD AT WAR and UFO DESTROYS WHITE HOUSE". They say:
With best friends like Giorgio Armani and Victoria Beckham and big plans to have her own haute couture label in the future, it isn't surprising that Katie Holmes is always among the most fashion-forward women in Hollywood.
But when hubby Tom Cruise and the slender star showed up at both the Costume Designers Guild Awards and the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards wearing loose-fitting dresses that seemed to reveal the hint of a bump to spectators, the question on everyone's lips was: Could Katie have a baby on board?
"She has that special glow that only pregnant women have," an eyewitness tells OK!. "I would say there is a strong possibility that she's pregnant."
If she is expecting, the timing couldn't be better, with little daughter Suri turning 2 in April. "Katie's a big believer in big families and lots of siblings. It's how she was brought up," a Holmes family friend tells OK!. The 29-year-old actress has three older sisters and a brother eight years her senior. "She was always jealous of being so far apart in age from her siblings, so she doesn't want to space it out too far."
The picture they have on their cover is from the same set as above (full pic here, better shot here, different angle here). They don't really show anything good. OK might as well claim she's a space pirate, Olympic champion, or Natalie Portman if Natalie Portman were hooking at a truck stop.
Of course she has a "glow," she's full of radioactive Thetans.
"The power of Xenu compels you!!"
In a completely unrelated story, Tom Cruise returned a "slightly used" turkey baster to Wal-Mart for store credit.
<cricket sounds>
Hello, hello? Anybody out there?
Jeez, the Scientologists got all of you?
Damnit, Juan! What timezone are you in, Mr. Early Bird. If I hadn't gone to have that earthshaking bowel movement, I might have beaten you.
And if my aunt had hairy balls, she'd be uncle Sherry…
I wonder who the baby daddy is this time? Did she get a frozen sperm Popsicle in the cooch again? I think they are trying to breed a scientologist army to take over the moon.
And the Army of Xenu continues to grow in size….
Jesus, Tom Cruise is a midget.
She may be married to a fucknut, but Goddammit she's good looking.
That is the supreme lord Fucknut to you JC !
If my wife looked like that, the chances of her at least accidentally getting pregnant would occur over 365 times a year, if I could last long enough to get it into her first.
I'm starting to wonder what woman in Hollywood ISN'T pregnant at this point.
i dont know the first kid was kinda ugly, but i'd hump it, in the butt, and the tight little wet putty, and the mouth, and ice pick out both eyes, and skull hump her, and then i would take the ice pick and create a hole in the chest under the rib cage and hump her little ugly body there too. then id cut her up and eat her cream filled body. yum yum. . . i am hungry, i'm gonna go get a burrito now!
But when hubby Tom Cruise and the slender star showed up at both the Costume Designers Guild Awards and the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards wearing loose-fitting dresses…
I'm not Mr Blackwell or anything, but that sure looks like Tom Thumb is wearing a suit in those pics.
Assuming Katie is pregnant because of a loose top and a little too much concealer is almost as irresponsible as assuming Suri is the return of Xenu just because she has a forked tongue and can start fires with her mind.
JHC is just jealous that he is not everybody's favorite deified son of man anymore.
sore loser.
She bounced back very well from popping out that first rugrat. She looks NICE…. tight.
Ass Tagger
Oprah is not pregnant. Her boyfriend, GAIL is growing a cock…
Tom Cruise: "Does this sweater vest make me look four feet tall?"
Tom's got "Dennis the Menace" hair in the banner pic.
Ooh, and nice sweater vest, preppie.
Wait…suddenly…getting…chest pains…pain in head….tingling feet….OK, I take it all back! Spare me, Commander Tom!!!
Whew, close one there.
The US article points to a ten pound weight gain.
That, my friends, is the definition of pregnancy.