4:46pm - I don’t know who most of these people are, and I hate many of the ones that I do know, and also I didn’t see most of these movies, but I have heard of many of them, and I have seen several other movies, including Die Hard and one with dinosaurs. So with that, here we go, live blogging the Academy Awards.
5:06pm - Conan O'Brien looks awful. Is he sick or something?
5:27pm - What's red and has big teeth?
5:30pm - I like the opening. It's about time the actors got some of the attention. For too long they've toiled in anonymity.
5:37pm - Tommy Lee Jones looks like he'd be a lot of fun.
5:38pm - I'd rather watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" again than "Atonement".
5:50pm - So they did one award and then kissed their own ass for 10 minutes? I hope they have time for Best Picture. They have a pretty full plate.
5:55pm - I'm glad that French movie won best make-up. That lead actress went from a brunette to a brunette with her hair in a bun! Sorcery!
6:16pm - Jennifer Hudson like's to. Read. The cue cards. Haltingly.
6:31pm - Do I have the wrong channel on? Is this is English? Are there subtitles available for this.
6:39pm - I think Javier Bardem should have won for Best Supporting Actress as well. I know he wasn't nominated for that but so what. He was that good.
6:53pm - The chick singing that song is dating Seth Green. Combined they're almost 18 inches tall.
7:05pm - The Oscar for Sound Editing is chosen by picking a name out of a hat, because no one has any idea what the fuck that is.
7:12pm - In case you’d forgotten, the Academy Awards would like to remind you that actors, even ones who aren’t nominated tonight and may or may not be alive, are fucking awesome.
7:12pm - I don't think it's a huge leap to announce that the chick who just won Best Actress must have given a ton of blowjobs in the past month. Marion Cottiwho? Who the fuck is that?
7:21pm - I don’t know who is singing this fourth song. Does it even matter? God this is fucking awful.
7:37pm - You know those vapid bourgeois fucks in the audience don't care about this old guy. "Me me me!"
7:49pm - Remember Monchichi? It was a toy monkey. If not, one is presenting Best Song right now.
8:00pm - This is pretty much the only way "Atonement" is tolerable.
8:14pm - I'm so sick of hearing about discrimination. It's nothing but an urban legend.
9:20pm - The guy who won best documentary mentioned the Extraordinary Rendition program. And the hippies all clapped and said, "yeeah". How many people there do you think know it was created in 95 under Clinton.
9:32pm - The winner for best original screenplay used to be a striper in Minneapolis. I won a Hot Buns competition in Panama City and am also a screenwriter. Coincidence? Umm, yes, actually.
9:42pm - was there any doubt Daniel Day Lewis was gonna win for Best Actor? And that his acceptance speech would be confusing.
9:43pm - Paul Thomas Anderson got screwed.
I'll give you a dollar if you can get close enough to trip someone on the red carpet. Oh that would be so rad…
That picture would be a lot better if Clooney's broad had her tits hanging out…
Is that George’s wife? Damn, I’d stick my penis up her vagina.
It's on like mother fuckin' Donkey Kong!!!
Dude, Conan O'Brien's evil twin is disgusting looking… Clooney's date is hot, but voluntarily being close to Clooney without the mission to hurt him in some manner is a wrong. Mame him in some way or stay away from the aging hippie! Her vagina is officially off limits to me.
Is it raining, or is the plastic roof part of the hazmat decontamination portion of the red carpet? I just ask because I want to picture the moments after that shot where they turn high pressure hoses on Clooney and the Chick…
Damn, I just clicked on the conan link…looks more like David Bowie after he has consumed a young girl's soul and temporarily assumed her "youth", but that might just be me.
i hate george clooney and all the hot 19 yr old models he bangs
Well, I've got my
tuxedowhite t-shirt andchampagnebeer. Let's dance…Well, I've got my
tuxedowhite t-shirt andchampagnebeer. Let's dance…George Clooney looks like he's getting the old sucked out of him.
Gee, I wonder how?
George Clooney looks like he's getting the old sucked out of him.
Gee, I wonder how?
I think Anne Hathaway put on her dress wrong it's hanging off of one shoulder.
I think Anne Hathaway put on her dress wrong it's hanging off of one shoulder.
The "woman" he's with looks like a tranny. A Filipino lady boy. I've seen better looking women at Wal-Mart. Yo, whoa, wait, who's in red with the big teeth? I wanna fuck that soo bad. Well not that bad. Moderately bad.
Oh, goody - everyone's a comedian today….
Rat movie won best Animated. Hope for those restaurants that fail health inspections…
Oh, goody - everyone's a comedian today….
Rat movie won best Animated. Hope for those restaurants that fail health inspections…
Katherine Heigl needs to lay off the tanning spray - it doesn't go with that red dress at all.
Yeah, yeah, I know that sounds really gay…
Katherine Heigl needs to lay off the tanning spray - it doesn't go with that red dress at all.
Yeah, yeah, I know that sounds really gay…
I hate it when I echo (moved to IE from Firefox)….