This isn’t relevant to anything, but the Sun UK has a story about a apartment fire in Ludwigshafen, Germany, and a family forced to drop their baby 40 feet to a waiting police officer below. Amazingly, he actually caught the damn thing. Sadly, he then celebrated and spiked it. The baby is said to be fine. The Sun says, “…the blaze was feared to have been started deliberately on the first floor. The building – home mainly to Turkish families – was left a blackened shell. But miraculously two children survived by hiding behind a sofa.” This confirms what I've suspected all along: the Turks are hiding fire-proof couch technology. Hand it over or we'll choke the Rhine with the bodies of your dead!
What you can't see because of all of the smoke in that window: Michael Jackson.
Lucky that police officer is a goalie for his soccer team on the weekends. If he was a striker, he'd have reflexively punted that baby back into the building.
BTW, the "fire-proof couch" is a myth.
The reason those children survived was because the evil Fire Demon (or "Heat Miser" as he's also known) couldn't see them.
It's a scientific fact: if fire can't see you, it can't burn you.
shocker: a german throwing a baby out a window.
Mongro, what the fuck is your problem? Get up on the wrong side of the bed? Haven't been laid for a year? I suggest you keep comments like that to yourself.
Can't throw them in the oven?
Out the window they go
lol pepper
Whooooaaa. Those parents had a lot of faith to do that.
Glad the kid's okay.
No, no…this is Raul's Wild Kingdom! This episode he is teaching BABIES how to fly!
Aw, meng!
"Caught the damn thing"??? I so fuckin' hate keyboard courage. Although they would be spitting up teeth & blood, I can at least respect the asshole who would say that shit to the baby's father in person.
quinlan: you are my moral compass, turd
why are Turks living in Germany anyways? thought WW2 cleared up that issue
So the German firemen had a better game than Randy Moss? So what?
why are Turks living in Germany anyways?
Here in the USA, we call them Mexicans….
I can at least respect the asshole who would say that shit to the baby's father in person
I'd do it–I'd like to see a smoldering pile of flesh fight back.
I am suprised the germans allow foriegners in to work, didnt they try to kill an entire race of people for having all the jobs and money last time??
pepper 12:03 - someone has to clean the toilets, watch the kids, run the fast food joints. Remember that the Germans kill;e dall of their underclass (the gypsies), hence the need for Turks. It's the same all across the world. The Saudis have poor Pakistanis and Bangladeshis do the menial jobs. The Polish live in the UK, which as a result means that within 5 years, that country will have the best plumbing in the world and some mean stuffed cabbage skin recipes on the pub menu.
There goes my grandpa's theory that no arab knows how to fly.
MG
The Polish are in Germany as well. They come over and work as Hookers.
I guess that takes care of the plumbing as well. Not to mention the stuffed cabbage.
poor little fella