I was looking at these pictures of Megan Fox yesterday at the Versace Fashion Show for Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy, and noticed that there were no bloggers with near painful erections. Needless to say, I swiftly put an end to that.
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That Marilyn Monroe face just ruins it…
that is unreal
Now THAT's a woman! How bad do I want to glue those eyes shut? Very bad…very bad…
she would be hotter without those stupid poem tats on her. look at the first pic icon. that guy in the back has awesome lamb chops.
She's tasty!
id totally do her….
The eyes…they're just so empty.
It's like staring into the dark pit of despair.
Consequently, only doggy-style for her.
Oh, but then you have to read that stupid back tattoo.
Oh forget it, guess I'll just change my name to Adnan and give Britney a whirl.
Jenna? Jenna, is that you?
I would show her the power of my "stinkfist"…….
is she using that lipstick plumper ive seen commercials about
Juan, you fag. Just spackle over her eyes with your man mayo.
I'd do that and cover all of her ugly tats, too.
That is all.
Nah, this isnt doing it for me. She looks clammy. And those tits look fake.
schwing!
Guy - Do you know who I am?
Me - Aren't you Chris Hanson from Dateline?
Guy - Yes I am, and I think you use the screen name "Sarcasto" on a celebrity blog website "WWTDD".
Me - Ah…yeah. Good site, lots of funny stuff on there.
Guy/Chris - Yeah. Was it funny when you said "How bad do I want to glue those eyes shut?"
Me - Well, you're taking that out of context.
Chris - What does it mean to do that to someone?
Me - <laughing nervously>
Chris - What would your wife think if she heard you say that? What if any of your clients knew of your identity as Sarcasto?
Me - How would they?
Chris - This is going to be on National TV.
Me - <licks hand, slaps Chris on the face> Niggers, Spics and Jews unite against the White Devil!
Chris - CUT! CUT!! Let's get the fuck out of here!
The new Angelina Jolie, only…without tits.
I have King Crimson's "In the Court of the Crimson King" playing in the background as I ogle her pics. Appropriate, since if I win the Mega Millions ($270 mil), she can be my queen on my island…
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Deano!
You wouldn't creme her Cadbury?
ELVIS LIVES! pic one in the bkg.
Smoking hot body — check!
DSL's — check!
Willy-nilly tattoos — check!
Possibly Low Self-Esteem — check!
Crazy ass relatives — check!
TengoWood — check!
TW says
Smoking hot body — check!
DSL's — check!
Willy-nilly tattoos — check!
Possibly Low Self-Esteem — check!
Crazy ass relatives — check!
Cocksteady — check!
fixxed!