NO! NOT MY KIRSTEN!

Page Six lies today and says Kirsten Dunsts' erratic behavior has her friends worried that she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  I don’t know why they would say this.  If she ever got depressed, all she would have to do is look in the mirror.  I bet knowing that you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, with the power to turn gay men straight, would make someone feel pretty good about themselves.

Dunst came late, left early and "acted erratic" during a recent event at Sundance, according to insiders. The source added that friends of the actress made apologies on her behalf, saying, "Kirsten is not in a good place right now." Dunst, who split from Razorlight rocker boyfriend Johnny Borell last year, has not been photographed or spotted out in recent weeks. A rep for Dunst told us, "Kirsten is fine."

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even read that whole thing.  Kirsten so hot I couldn't even focus.  I may literally start humping my monitor if she gets any sexier.