Jennifer Aniston might actually be crazy, like literally nuts, because she is STILL whining to whoever will listen that Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt and ruined her life. That was three years ago. God almighty, get a grip you whiny bitch. OK says:
“It's been three years since they split," a friend says. "But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.”
And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and Angelina Jolie, will all take part in hosting a charity event at the Beverly Hills Hotel, the tension in the room will most certainly be palpable.
Aniston is gearing up for the moment she'll have to say hello to Angelina or, as she chooses to put it, "that person who ruined my life."
Making the matter more stressful for Jen, who turned 39 on Feb. 11, is that she's being constantly bombarded with images of a glowing, pregnant Angelina. “Jen is desperate for kids,” says a source. “She can feel her biological clock ticking and must be scared that she’s left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would be different.”
Whatever. I saw this study one time that showed it would take 14 of Jennifer Aniston's chins laid back to back to reach the moon. 14. You might think it would be more, but I checked the numbers twice, and by golly it's 14. I also hear her chin, because it precedes the rest of her by about a minute, waps guys in the balls during oral. And that's why she can't keep a boyfriend. I haven't been able to confrim this, but the pieces do all fit.
who the fuck cares about this has-been…
she deserves Ross in real life, not Tyler Durden.
I'd like it if my chin were that strong and manly.
Her nose seems very powerful, too, as it has grown back from her post-Leprechaun nose job.
I'd ass slam her anyhow.
She may be 39 and cranky, but she's hotter than the basement floors in hell.
Mongro - 10 years from now, she'd still be talking about:
JA: "Brad dumping me hurt… it hurt like that time Mongro ass-slammed me."
[insert weepy eyes here]
Seems your life is stuck in second gear, your jobs a joke your broke, your loves life rearrainged……oh how those words must be ringing true now, STUPID CUNT WHORE!! PISS PISS PISS OUT MY ASS!!! I thouched my cousins weaner.
Al Gore - you did? if you would have said "boob" i'd want more details.
Then does that mean she is also related to goats? Jennifer Goat2 Aniston?
Fucking broads……………..
Maybe she could have Joey.
She could always have Gunther
I bet Brad left her because she waxes her snatch all the time. He's a bush guy like me.
I'm wondering what it might look like if Jennifer were trying to seduce Angolina by standing in a doorway topless and while pulling down her panties…
Billboard for a crisis pregnancy center: "Pregnant? We can help" Written underneath: "Not pregnant? I can help!"
I can help, Jennifer.
It would look like this..
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=3341&photo_key=5625
^^^^^^^^^^ could make her forget all about that dickweed Brad.
One time, I touched my cousins boob.
Hey dirty hairy, you like Bush? My grandmothers goes all the way up to her belly button, its pretty hot
my two cousins are total boobs.