Bored indifference is sweeping the nation, as Paris Hilton is still getting drunk in clubs and desperately pleading for attention. What’s it been, like, 5 years now of this. Here she is last night at LAX in Vegas. Please notice as the crowd pays attention to anything or anyone other than Paris. Which is surprising. She’s amazing. I haven’t been this intrigued since a guy I didn’t know complimented my order, and told me he had gotten that particular sandwich on several occasions. Imagine that. Several.
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Jesus someone muzzle that whore.
HAHA she's washed up…
There's nothing that turns me on more than a vapid whore begging for attention and getting none in return. UGHHHHHHHH…and done. What a great V-Day it's been.
Her little brother is so much hotter (and his ass is tighter!…well, not as much as it was a few days ago!)
*yawwwwwwn*
I'm having a Hard time viewing the masses ignoring the Parisite.
When she's pulling on the curtain towards the end all I think is "OK Snap! And Down she goes!" I was so disappointed.
What a GREAT place for a gernade
are all those losers at the foot of the stage watching her herpes infested ass dance around, the ones ignoring her?
Well Penn, usually at that time, her herpes infested ass would be writhing all over them, so it's about as close as those vapid wastes of man juice will ever get to ignoring her.
Well, let's see: she's surrounded by a gaggle of golddigging Chachis, someone was there to catch her on video, and said video was posted on WWTDD. Looks like her quest for attention was pretty easily fulfilled.
What's the guy doing next to her while she's crawling up the curtains? I think he's looking at his snot rag and then folding his snot rag and then putting it into his pocket. And he doesn't turn to look at her once.
Once again I must keep with todays theme…CUNT!
Penn, she's being ignored by those not looking at her. duh.
LARRY KING: Are you a religious person?
HILTON: I've always been religious. I went to Catholic school as a child. And I've always had a sense of spirituality, but even more so now, after being in jail.
KING: Did you read the Bible in jail?
HILTON: Yes.
……………………
KING: What's your favorite Bible passage?
HILTON: I don't have a favorite, but…
KING: You read it every day?
HILTON: In jail, I read a lot.
KING: Going to go to mass?
HILTON: Yes.
KING: All right. We're going to see a new Paris Hilton.
HILTON: Yes.
KING: What will we see? Will we see less Paris Hilton? More Paris Hilton in a different way? Give us what the public will see of the new Paris Hilton, starting June 28, 2007?
HILTON: I've definitely matured and grown a lot from this experience, so I just — I don't know, I just want to be — I'm 26 years old. I'm an adult, and I am — I have to just grow up and to be a more responsible — a role model, because I've gotten a lot of letters from mothers and their daughters…
KING: We'll know it.
HILTON: I want to be a good role model for these girls.
I won't watch the video unless she starts shooting ping pong balls out her pussy into the mouths of starving African children. Somehow I don't think the video shows that.
Um, are you always so swift?
Paris performs a monologue entitled "Cunt". If you ask me, I'll say she's typecast.
Was she attending a Las Vegas Nazi Party convention?
That's quite a 'Sieg Heil' she's performing there…
I hate Illinois Nazis.