Last May, Paris Hilton adopted a cat (whom she named Prada) from something called the Kris Kelly Foundation. This was just about a week before she went to jail for 45 days. At the time, she was told she needed to have the cat neutered immediately. Since this is Paris Hilton were talking about, "immediately" means "in around 8 months". She finally brought the kitty to the vet on January 30th. Problem solved!
Except Paris has yet to go reclaim the cat. Prada is still at the vet. TMZ and their insufferable writers say:
But here's the problem — nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly herself called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn't heard back as to what to do with Paris' pussy.
Paris' people say this is nothing to meow about. The cat was to be dropped off to be neutered and then delivered to one of Paris' peeps. That apparently hasn't happened yet. But Kris tells us that it's "a clear-cut case of abandonment" (no pun intended, we think) and has decided not to return the cat.
Paris' peeps are saying this is a publicity stunt of Kelly's making — because of a falling out — and that Paris had been in talks to work closely with the Foundation on a larger scale. That's clearly not going to happen now.
It would be sheer pandemonium if Paris Hilton ever went a week without acting like a hateful and spoiled little bitch. It's like a cunning game of chess between Paris and my Seething Contempt. Every time I sort of forget why I hate her, she makes her move. Aha. You abanded a kitty cat, did you? Well played, my lady.
(note - that charity work with the shelter should happen about the same time as her trip to Rwanda that magically never happened)
Are you sure she didn't drown it?
I'd take care of her pussy.
I love how those dipshits at TMZ act like they’re the first ones to ever discover alliteration.
This is the chick who wanted to adopt a phalanx of little blonde-haired, droopy blue-eyed girls to extend her legacy of worthlessness. A pet's life is like an afterthought–an exercise in vapidity. Kind of like how serial killers set squirrels on fire first before reducing humans into bloody slag.
I'd say Paris is right on track.
meow. im gonna have to give you a ticket on this one meow. its the law
Its amazing how serious this bitch takes herself, when no one else does/….
Prada+Unwanted Pussy=Paris Snach
*cashes in $20 for pennies*
Paris, here I come!!!!!
she is living proof of the point tha-that ugly midget bitch reese was trying to make narlier
Paris Hilton Footwear: Making raptor toes look good since 2007
She even wears sperm-print dresses.
She could brush her teeth with those toes. What's next? Eyewear for the lazy eyed?
Can't someone just kill this bitch?
All in favor say 'Aye'? Good agreed, next agenda item: Staking Madonna through the heart, cutting off her head and burning her body…
Doctress Leisa
02/12/2008 14:10
you, better than anyone should know that massive amounts of cum in the eye is no
laughing matter
too bad the cat didn't drop of Paris to be neutured.
BTW, who fucking cares, cats are just overgrown rodents anyways. Paris should wire the vet another 100 bucks and put it down.
This is the way Paris pays back for all the men that never came back for her pussy.
:wink wink
she would be an awesome mom. after not seeing her kid for 3 days " i thought the school brought them home"
RKHessel….@ Welcome To Last Week..02/07/2008 @ 11:00
Hate to say I told you so….but…