02.20.2008 RIGHT CLICK, “SAVE AS…”

Rumor is that out-takes from the now famous Lindsay Lohan photo shoot for New York magazine will be out later today, but for now here are some HQ scans from early copies of the mag, originally due out Friday.  There are several copies of each pic here, from different sources and different scanners, of varying quality.  It's hard to tell in some if the scanner was crappy of if she really does have that many freckles.  I find it hard to believe anyone could have that many freckles but her tits are fantastic, so I'm open minded enough to over look it.  All this does beg a fascinating question: can you wack-off so much to a picture that you found on the internet that you get to the bottom of your balls?  Hopefully the guy from egotastic will tell us what he discovers.

(needless to say, these are all NSFW.  unless you work at New York magazine.  then it would probably be okay.)




(69) Comments

  1. bryce 02/20/2008 08:56

    Yay for titties!!!

  2. bryce 02/20/2008 08:56

    *starts tugging furiously at his desk*

  3. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 02/20/2008 08:56

    Freckletits.

  4. Krusty Burger 02/20/2008 08:58

    Those nipples need some work.  The tits on the other hand are awesome. 

  5. El Guapo 02/20/2008 09:00

    Man my duggan is going to be raw by noon…

  6. Silverback 02/20/2008 09:09

    Those look so HEAVY. I fear she would end up face down too often were we to do the gardening together.

  7. bigevilalien 02/20/2008 09:13

    Mmm.  Those nipples look tasty.  I would put them on my pizza.

  8. DB's Treasure 02/20/2008 09:18

    I think she'd be better off leaving her nipples alone or else she'll pull a Tara Reid.

    I'd ruin this tramp. 

  9. Bill03 02/20/2008 09:23

    No up close images of the birth canal? What kind of reporting is this?!

  10. MG Admirer 02/20/2008 09:26

    Donde Estan the high-resolution photos?   I need close-ups!!!

  11. lady garden 02/20/2008 09:28

    Silverback-did u say gardening? U cheeky monkey

  12. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/20/2008 09:30

    doesn't do much for me…all i can think is her cunt lips are all freckles and bumps and they look like a beat up roast beef sandwich…..probably smells like weasel urine and tobasco sauce….

  13. Juan 02/20/2008 09:31

    Oh, I wish I was a celebrity.  Or an extreme snowboarder.  Or some random guy in rehab.  Or some guy at a party or a nightclub.  Then I'd have a chance to manhandle those puppies.

  14. thedirtycajun 02/20/2008 09:33

    jesus did i just walk into a firestation? whats with the dalmation? oh your dog barks alot during sex, let's name her Lilo.

    i have never been more unattracted to her than right now.

  15. Dr. Gonzo 02/20/2008 09:36

    well here is my take on this, since I know everybody has been asking.

    somebody out there has naked pictures of Lilo from one of her random moments of indiscretion, has been looking to sell them to a tabloid- or to her to keep them off the market- for an exorbitant price. Wherever they are, those pictures just took a significant dip in value.

    well played, lindsay. 

  16. Quinlan 02/20/2008 09:39

    See! There's nothing wrong with showing your tits to put you back on the Radar screen, (Jennifer Love Hewitt, please see me after class) 

  17. Silverback 02/20/2008 09:40

    But Lady Garden, I really meant gardening this time. Go on, picture it.

  18. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/20/2008 09:44

    Dr Gonzo: i doubt these pics will make the private pics drop in value. there is a big difference from the pics in this post, and pics of her getting a double penetration by two chinese midgets while she's blowing a donkey.

  19. Dr. Gonzo 02/20/2008 09:49

    also, a public service announcement (and this is sorely needed across the internet right now):

    if you take a downloaded jpeg and blow it up in photoshop or microsoft picture editor or whatever you got with your new dell laptop- although the resulting image is, indeed, larger this does not, i repeat, does not qualify as HQ, UHQ or KMA.

    but you do qualify as a fucking tool.

    and a note to the management of this illustrious web site- some of those images don't really need to be on display here, you can save yourself some bandwidth now and hold out for the real HQs. 

  20. Doctress Leisa 02/20/2008 09:52

    NOW she decides to wear panties?

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