Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have dated for years now, but it turns out she's had a secret all this time. This video was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and I think it's for real. Isn't Damon married? This is gonna send shockwaves through Hollywood today. Stay tuned for breaking news as it happens.
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What?
I imagine this chicks bush stretches from her mound, through her taint, up her ass crack and settles on her lower back.
that's because silverman is full of secrets and lies. and i think we all know why….
Where's Sarah Silverman? All I see is Matt Damon and a horse.
MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Damon's dick has to be very disappointed.
I'd fuck the funny right out of this chick. That's right, I'd fuck Sarah Silverman for thirty, maybe forty seconds.
So I don't get it - is this for real or just a publicity stunt or a joke? Did he cheat on her and she found out and got back at him by making this video? Someone s'plain this to me.
I can't believe she's sleeping with Landry from Friday Night Lights
Scotty Doesn't Know.
DB, +20.
Looks can be deceiving but this girl does look like she has a very large vagina. I guess it's the giant mouth that opens like a flip top.
Fiona says she's out shoppin'
But she's under me and I'm not stoppin'
NOOOOOO, Cause Scotty doesn't know!
TW,
I kinda always thought that about this chick. I figured she could sit on a beach ball and make it dissapear in 30 pounds of meat curtain and wirey bush
Matt Damon sang a song called Scotty Doesn't Know in the movie EuroTrip. It's about a girl cheating on her boyfriend (with him).
Who's lapel do I have to shit on to get my 4:16 back?
Three girls ago, I was with a girl like this for about a year. Girl had the loose vag, but man could she wet up a bed!
Scotty Doesn't Know…
This actually makes me think Sarah Silverman might be funny. Maybe.
Damon is win.
If Damon did fuck her then I think he got a nasty case of the Dingle Berry 'Stache
Unless you're hung like ol' Johnny Holmes, you're never going to make it past the bird's nest on this mare.
Legal Schmegal: Go out to your garage, start up the car, and tune in to Rick Dees, he'll have the whole story. Just don't open the garage door or else the nanites will scramble the transmission.
Myat Daymen — There's no way that that's true, C'mon! He's hot