OK magazine has a run down of everything Britney did yesterday after being released from the UCLA psychiatric ward, the highlight probably being when she dumped her bodyguard on the side of the road and then asked one of the paparazzi following her to drive her to the Beverly Hills hotel. Either that or when she hid under a blanket in the backseat to escape the press. You read that right by the way. A blanket in the backseat. Plan B was to get on Adnans shoulders and then put on a really long coat and a fake mustache and a monocle and top hat. Then walk right past the paparazzi and fool them. "Good day sir, might you pardon me so I may proceed to my vehicle?"
2:00pm: Britney is spotted driving erratically around the San Fernando Valley in her brand new black Mercedes-Benz. In the passenger seat is a bodyguard, believed to be the same former Israeli military officer who bodyguards for Lindsay Lohan.3:00pm: After several shouting matches with the paparazzi, the bodyguard in the car with Britney is evicted from the car by the side of the road in Brentwood. Brit moves to the passenger seat and asks a photographer from X17 photo agency to drive for her.
3:15pm: Britney's car arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel. While the pop star is waiting for a room, she has a chance meeting with former TV newscaster, and First Lady of California, Maria Shriver.
4:40 pm: The singer's boyfriend Adnan Ghalib arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel in his Mercedes convertible and is rushed up to Britney's room by security guards.
4:47 pm: Six LAPD officers arrived at the hotel. Rumors begin to circulate that Britney's parents are on their way to have her sent back to the hospital.
5:05 pm: An LAPD officer confirms to OK! that Britney was secreted out of the hotel in Adnan's car.
5:20pm: Britney and Adnan arrived at a office building on Santa Monica Blvd. Adam Streisand, the lawyer who Brit tried to hire over the weekend, has an office in that building.
7:00pm: Hiding under a blanket in the back of a paparazzi's car, Brit and Adnan manage to sneak out of Streisand's office building and return to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where a heavy police presence remains.
9:00pm: Brit's father Jamie arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel and talks to the concierge. According to one eyewitness, Jamie "looks very tired… like he just wants someone to help him out." A few minutes later, Jamie is led to a private conference room.
9:20pm: The number of police officers at the Beverly Hills Hotel increases and they begin gathering in the lobby, outside in the valet parking area and upstairs on the second floor of the hotel, where Britney and Adnan are holed up in a room together.
9:30pm: Jamie Spears enters Britney's room with what is believed to be legal documents in his hand. Meanwhile, down in the hotel's private parking garage, a number of hotel guards are keeping watch on Brit's Mercedes.
Midnight: Sources confirm to OK! that Britney and Adnan have been taken home by the same X17 photographer who drove Brit to the hotel earlier in the day. Brit's car remains in the hotel's garage while Adnan's is driven by an associate to the offices of his former photo agency.
It really is like nothing ever happened, like it's two weeks ago. I’m gonna go bet on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl now. The last I saw the line was at 9, they're gonna cover that shit easily.
Suck on those Newports, Brit…..you sexy hag!
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes back to college? He screws off the whole term, then when the final exam in Nuclear Physics 101 comes he decides his best option is to: "Hide under a pile of coats, and hope that everything works out!"
Britbrit must have seen that episode.
4 threads in a row about this catch rag.
I'd much rather read about some hot chick and what her asshole looks like wrapped around some D-List celebrity.
Not for nothing, and Im not one of those "do-gooders" by any means, but leave this bitch the fuck alone, its funny to a point, but now (and I can't believe im about to say this!) but when that many police officers have to be somewhere to control photographers its an obnoxious waste of taxpayers money. Also if that many cops have to be there, under any other circumstances the people they were trying to control would all be thrown in jail!! how does these pappanazi's get away with this shit?
…..Phew!!! what happened… I blacked out there for a minute.
Because nothing spells secrecy like a huge police escort…
….and Jeez, Brend0n, I love ya (especially when you dress up like a naughty school boy)–but enough with the Britney Show already! I don't need to know every time this waste of DNA has a bowel movement.
I wonder how her album sales are doing? I bet her next video will resemble that time Mel Gibson fought the big retard in the Thunderdome. I wonder if she can actually get Mel to fight her?
Fatty - yawn…
I just wish I were one of the voices in her head. *sigh*
Does anyone know how we can get our hands on Heath's pill bottles? I would like to leave them within Brit-Brit's reach and then hope for the best.
Honestly, wouldn't this used-up, talentless hag be better off smoking the tail pipe of her new Mercedes than living for another year or so? I mean, do we really expect her to recover and someday go on to become a priceless talent?
Let's keep this up and hopefully drive her over the brink (along with the livelihoods of some 200-300 paparazzi).
It's not even funny any more. Wait, except for the part about getting on the dude's shoulders with a giant coat and a fake mustache. That was funny.
"Whot? You question my integritahh?"
In related news:
The Flyers lost a 4 - 3 game to the Capitals last night over a bullshit goal taken from them that would have been the tying score.
Don't give me "ballpark" figures, I want a minute-by-minute accounting of her day. Otherwise it's just a waste of time.
Okay, it would be too easy to fuck her to death, so the real question is this:
What do you choose? Think carefully, lives and minds are in the balance.
Its clear to me things are all better, give her kids back, give her her career back and lets get on with life already. Britney is a fine upstanding women. And by fine upstanding women I mean hopeless wreck that gets way to much attention for being a complete tool
She leads a lonely life. All that she wants is another baby.
DB -
And she's gone tomorrow boy. <———- All that we want.
I wonder if my boss could make a case against her and sue her ass for wasting my time on his clock?
Actually he would have to sue WWTDD, he is the one giving her this attention.
How can Adnan afford a Mercedes convertible?