02.15.2008 THAT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE

Katie Price, aka Jordan, held a book signing this morning in London for her third autobiography, and at first I thought it would be cool if all book signings had chicks with big boobs and outfits that didn’t even remotely come close to covering them, so their huge boobs fell out of their little outfit every time they raised their arms, which will be a lot, but if all book signings had that, books would probably cost like 200 dollars each.  As I understand it, they cost less than that now.

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  1. garfep 02/14/2008 23:05

    gross

  2. kennidy 02/14/2008 23:12

    anyone else dig that what appears to be a nice scar?

  3. NedLudd 02/14/2008 23:15

    She's had a lot of cocks passing through her. Jordan is fantastically popular in England but totally unknown in America. That's not because we have high standards, fear not. She just hasn't started to getting shagged by popular U.S sports icons.

  4. SumDumDik 02/14/2008 23:16

    Scars, needle tracks…….whatever. I'm still looking for photographic (and photogenic) proof she has a working va-jay-jay.

  5. SumDumDik 02/14/2008 23:18

    Thanks to Mr. NedLudd, maybe I should rethink my goals in life.

     

    Damn you!  

  6. Suk Muk Duck 02/15/2008 00:11

    What's so great about FAKE TITS?

                                    Fake eyelashes

                                    Veneers on the choppers?

    Hey Jordan…Suk MuK Duck

  7. Crabbus 02/15/2008 00:24

    ONE TIME I WAS FLOPPIN' AROUND IN OL LONDON-TITTY WITH MY PENIS OUT AND I POKED A JORDAN BOOB

    OH FUCKSPEW OF BUTTSHIT, MY SENSE OF SMELL ELUDES MY SHITTRILL TO THIS DAY

  8. BigFoot's Dick 02/15/2008 00:46

    Who is this cumdumpster?

  9. frankXchange 02/15/2008 01:52

    I thought girls like her made videos, not books.

    I have NO idea who this is, and my spidey senses tell me that my life will be no better off if I do know.

  10. malroyecans 02/15/2008 02:02

    Who else won't be at all surprised when it turns out she was born male?

  11. the gun show 02/15/2008 02:17

    what's with the poses?  was this a book signing, or one of those old Sure deodorant commercials?

  12. raretown 02/15/2008 02:23

    Wow, you can see the stitches round her nipples in the closeups. Way to go Frankentits, you make us proud…

  13. thebigevil 02/15/2008 04:34

    hmmmm…..I'd fuck her.  

     

    Big tits, scars, and the possibility of multiple STD's have never scared me off.  I suggest everyone grow a set and get to fucking these things.  

       

  14. fister 02/15/2008 05:01

    she had ‘one of those’ tapes out a few years ago, im sure with some googling you’d be able to find it if you really wanted to. Also back then her knockers were masssssssssssive, she got them reduced for some reason.

  15. The Furious One 02/15/2008 05:38

    looks like she has come out of one of those Japanese 3D fighting games

  16. The Furious One 02/15/2008 05:40

    oh i just clicked the images, she needs some lotion to cover up those surgery cracks… id gladly do it even if she is a smart as a plank.

  17. Howard Roark 02/15/2008 06:34

    Likelihood of hitting it? Somewhere between ZERO and LOSER. 

     

    Laughter is the best medicine. 

  18. lost_soul 02/15/2008 07:47

    Sorry, but big is not always beautiful. This lady has ugly tits.

  19. lost_soul 02/15/2008 07:48

    On the other hand, I once heard that D. Leisa has an excellent pair. 

  20. graller 02/15/2008 07:53

    Yet another Frankentits whose nipples are able to see around corners instead of being front and centered

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