It's hard to know if these are real or not, but if so, it will be the greatest day for nerds since the creation of Spider Man. Story is these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan, topless and even fully naked, for New York magazine. It's supposed to be some kind of tribute to Marilyn Monroe or something. Here's how that meeting probably went: "I need attention and money, I have huge tits, give me an excuse to show them. The End". But again, I need to find out if these are even real. I don't even know when she would have taken them. Lately she looks orange all the time from tanning. It would be like jacking off to Abraham Lincoln on the penny, except with freckles.
more to come, hopefully with HQ.
UPDATE - And thanks to Wes, they are real.
UNSEXY UPDATE - got a threat from new york. one sec. until then, go over to them or just marvel at this.
BORING NEW UPDATE - now with a decent picture of the cover.
this is the kinda news i can use after a spectacularly shitty weekend. thanks
MORE TO COME>>.
DAAAA! YES PLEASE>>
After a terrible drive to work, this is pretty ok.
a pathetic attempt to start your porn career Lindsay
And in keeping with the spirit of these photos, Lohan will be dead with a bottle of pills in her hand soon. Where the hell is Peter Lawford?
Ride Lo
they must be real, no one in the right mind would bother to actually photoshop her freckles in.
Isnt it odd that she looks as old as Marilyn was at the time, but is a lot younger? Scary. Also scary; the freckles covering every inch of her body
Fucking firecrotch freckles…AHHHHHHHH and done.
Now, if only we can get her into that lesbian lover movie with Keira Knightley…. is it too late?
Dont worry everyone, the internet did not die, and dont forget, I REVIVED THE INTERNET FOR YOU!
Why oh why if this was a tribute to Marilyn could they not get Scarlett Johansson to do a nude spread? Is it because she's not the needy, whiny attention whore that Freckletits is? I think so.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
HOWEVER, I would actually have preferred some "candid" phone-cam shots of LiLo drunk and having sex with random guys/gals.
Still, this is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
ooh Lgc, deja vu!
Why the hell wouldn't she hold out for Playboy money? They'd throw a million at her just to show her tits. 2 if she showed her fiery bush.
iamjacksdick: I was just thinking that!
But now that the barn door is open, maybe the whole cow will escape.
(fingers crossed) Hustler Hustler Hustler Hustler
I take back anything bad I ever said about her. Really.
Man! I was hoping to see some bright red pubes too!
I compeletyly agree with psf and dirty hairy. I want to lick those twins until the earth comes to an end.
I'd hit it, but I would struggle to get past all the freckles.
If it wasn't for the
saggytits it could be a freckly tranny.