Tyra Banks outdid herself when it comes to insane proclamations on last nights "Americas Top Model" when she prepared the girls for a shoot as homeless urchins by saying she knows what it's like to be homeless because she pretended to be homeless one day as a bit for her talk show. You really need to have seen that episode to appreciate the insanity of that statement. There are a bunch of clips after the jump, but look for these highlights:
1) It's at least 75 degrees outside, as everyone else is wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts, yet Tyra has on flannel shirts and a hoodie and some very expensive Wolverine boots and those fingerless gloves like you see bums wearing on the Simpson’s. They don’t show her warming her hands over a barrel fire and chasing a chicken, but only because that might have looked racist.
Homeless Ranking: 1 out of 10. She looks homeless like the mascot for Notre Dame looks Irish. It would be like asking a sexy nurse in a strip club how long you have to live.
2) She says she "gets lucky" and finally finds a public bathroom where she can clean up, explaining that this is how real homeless people bathe. Please note the very nice gold trimmed mirror and the unlocked inventory of Coke and Snapple all around her. Either that’s a magic bathroom that makes Snapple and the manger hasn’t yet discovered this enchanted inventory-supplying toilet, or it's not really a public bathroom homeless people would be allowed to use like a fountain. Then Tyra cries at the misery of the human condition she’s witnessing first hand. It's true … there was no Diet Peach Snapple.
Homeless Ranking: -3 out of 10. She loses points for not chewing half a cigar and not having all of her possessions in a red bandana on a stick.
3) She talks to two kids on the street by introducing herself as Tyra, which is unnecessary as they clearly recognize her. Because it's Tyra Banks. And not Tyra Banks in no makeup, but Tyra Banks in professionally applied homeless makeup. One of the two kids points out a crack pipe and says it must be on the ground because whoever was using it got scared by Tyras camera crew.
Homeless Ranking - this number hasn’t been invented yet out of 10.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
All she has is a 'do rag on her head. It's like Superman putting on glasses and becoming Clark Kent. WTF people!
Did she use toilet water or "toilet water" ?
Yeah. All her possessions in a red bandana on a stick, half a cigar in her mouth and a bowler hat.
If I watch those videos will I gain the 22nd chromosome?
The homeless people in Iowa City get clean needles from the Crisis Center, then go up the street to Candyland to shoot up…whatever they have.
She must have been practicing pissing herself like real homeless people a few weeks ago, no?
I too cannot bring myself to launch the vids so it could be her hunting,
fucking, killing, skinning, cooking and eating people, for all I know…
I’d like a homeless person to stab her in the Taint with a broken bottle. That would be ’street’ yo…
Why does that last video make me hungry for pancakes?
Why hasn't Tyra Banks married Gary Busey yet? If you can tell me, i'll give you a cookie.
Wow!!!!!
She is an Economist as well as a Social "Scientist" (a laugher term in and of itslef……how do they perform their control experiments).
Tyra Banks has a talk show ?
Instead of being homeless for a day, try being homeless for a night you uppity ho.
I think someone has a taint fetish…
What a bunch of haters you all are.
She's just keepin' it real, homies. Giving a shout-out to the bros and sistas who are less fortunate than she is.
And helping solve the problem by drawing attention to it in a totally not-staged, not-fake, not-exploitative manner. Also, her crew helped solve the homeless problem by having a bunch of homeless people locked up so they wouldn't put their dirty dirty hands on Tyra while she was in that alley.
Those poor homeless children……
where do they keep their stuff?
how did their clothes get so clean?
is it required to pay them SAG minimum?
Question: "Are you homeless?"
Answer: "Yeah, you could say that."
Unspoken: ' you could say that….it's not true….but you could say that'
"Public" restrooms are available in libraries, train and bus stations, and other hang-out places.
Why didn't they show Tyra doing the PTA bath?
Pussy, tits, and ass?
"Hi, my name's
Tyra Banks, er, Freida the Hobo. I'mpretending to behomeless. Can you spare some change? Tell you what, mister, I'll let you peek at my big homeless-person juggs for a buck.""How can we be so blind to these people who live like this everyday?"
BLIND!!!!! You can't walk two block without running into these fuckers.
….and in the evening….they are out in fucking droves!!!!!!!
Who the fuck watches this bitch? Really someone should just shoot her! Fuck I almost hate her as much as Britney.