The New York Daily News has gotten hold of the next Star Magazine and details Stars story claiming Britney actually married Adnan Ghalib during their day trip to Mexico, just about one month ago (more on that here). Gatecrasher says:
(Star) says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.
Star editor Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."
More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit.
I'm assuming they mean to pay her off, and not literally grease her exit. Or maybe Adnans wife is plus-sized, and that's how much butter and cannons and Ding Dongs taped to an RC car it will take to get her out of the house. All that's known for sure at this time is that all this talk of grease and butter is making Britney hungry. When asked for a comment on this story, Britney said it sounded delicious.
tacos a plenty im sure
I buttered Britney's exit once.
Well if anyone would know about greasing exits, its Britney….
I for one think its pretty cool to finally have a female doing the michael jackson style public breakdown traformation from mega star to mega creep. I always feel better by making others feel worse
Yeh Paris must of taught her everything about greasing exits
brilliant….i'm sure she signed a pre nup…this guys is following in the footsteps of K-fed, the only difference is he has to fuck a fat psycho, kfed got to fuck a hot psycho
OMG!!! Britney, you couldn't wait for me? And after I went to the store and bought a tube of KY jelly to "grease your exit"?!!
Fickle fickle female.
"lens-lizard" hee hee
Although in that magazine cover pic, he looks more like a woodpecker or some odd bird.
"Hey brit, how bout we do something crazy this weekend? Lets get married! I mean there will be cake and champa"
"Did you say cake?"
Jamie Lynn & Casey move into double wide
Incest is the best, but why would Casey wanna be inside BritGunt?
I am glad I wasn't the only one that noticed the "double wide" blip!
this just gets better every day, used wedding dress and all. btw isn't mexico also the land of quickie divorce??
it may be legit
she may be working rhat stripper pole in louisana for a real living pretty soon
gimmie more
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The Star looks great this week. "Showdown at Hotel Pool" between Angeline and Jennifer Aniston. Cat-fight!! Mee-ow!
And "Inside Kirsten's Rehab Ordeal"–no silk sheets! No snacking between meals! Mandatory enemas every three hours! Generic soft drinks instead of name brands! The horror!
On the plus side, Brit just had to drink the local agua for Adnan to go mudbogging.
why is it none of you fucks are funny today? Is this the best you can come up with?
Can you think of a better way to get rid of $50 million as quickly as possible? Multiple marriages!
Fact: If it wasn't for the Sheriff's Deputy with an itchy taser-trigger-finger, Britney would have eaten the cow made of butter at the Iowa State Fair. I was there! When that fucking electricity hit her, it smelled like frying bacon.
Lies!
"Casey and Jamie Lynn move into a double wide" Love it!!!!! Right where she belongs. Hope she has a little extra land so Brit can move her one on the property too.
Remeber Kimberly "what was her name?" from "different Stoked who died of an overdose in an camper trailer? Funny their happens to be a spot about Gary Coleman today while I mention that!