02.11.2008 WELL LOOK AT THAT

It took 800 million tries, but for the first time ever, Brooke Hogan actually looked kinda good last night at the Grammy's.  And by "good", I mean, "like a girl".  Even her dress is okay.  It's kind of boring and forgettable, but that's still a huge step in the right direction if you're Brooke Hogan.  I don't know how she assembled all the hidden parts of whatever cursed Egyptian amulet was needed to cast a spell and pull off this big-tittied treachery, but it was worth it.  The down side: she's now 50 times stronger than a regular Brooke Hogan and may be immortal.


(62) Comments

  1. purple monkey dishwasher 02/11/2008 10:28

    Kurt russel?

  2. dreamclaimer 02/11/2008 10:29

    Unfortunately she looks kinda like her father… eurgh.

  3. Holodigm 02/11/2008 10:30

    Big tittied? Treachery? Methinks an oxymoron you just created.

  4. Silent H 02/11/2008 10:31

    I didn’t know Nick Hogan did drag

  5. RKHessel 02/11/2008 10:32

    I tried to tell her, the baby batter sparkles when it hit you twixt the ti-tays.

  6. DB's Treasure 02/11/2008 10:32

    I'd still press it in her ass

  7. Stinky Pete 02/11/2008 10:32

    You homos, there is nothing wrong with this chick that a few minutes staring at Aretha Franklin can't fix.

  8. Al Gore 02/11/2008 10:33

    She still just looks like an everyday whore trying way to hard to popular.  But I'd still fuck her in the ass and smear her own shit across her lip

  9. Silent H 02/11/2008 10:36

    I think Nick is pretty

  10. gravy donor 02/11/2008 10:36

    I would be willing to spend a few weeks trying to find the bottom in that ass.

  11. Juan 02/11/2008 10:36

    So, she was nominated in what category?  None?  She was just a random "celeb"?  OK, well, better her than Tyne Daly.

     

  12. RKHessel 02/11/2008 10:37

    Silent H, Nick Hogan probably does lots of things you don't know about.

    Pickle smoochin'

    Accepting"The Shocker"

    Coffee enemas 

    Just a couple of guesses of the top 'o me head… 

  13. DB's Treasure 02/11/2008 10:38

    this chick is hot and I am sure all you nay sayers would crawl over hot coals to taste that twat

  14. Doctress Leisa 02/11/2008 10:43

    Nice to see she's getting her makeup tips from Christina Aguilera.

    Oh, and DBthis chick is hot and I am sure all you nay sayers would crawl over hot coals to taste that twat

    I'd be willing to say there is probably a 50% chance she has female genitalia.

  15. RR 02/11/2008 10:43

    According to her "there real and spectacular "

  16. pepper 02/11/2008 10:44

    I think her brother left a cum blood stain onher left breast. WTF

  17. Al Gore 02/11/2008 10:44

    No, No, I can honestly say I would not.  now if she was to take off her clothes and offer it up to me, I would deff hit it.  But make no mistake, I would put no effort into gettting into that ass.  Now, Hulks ass, I would, eat crushed glass to taste his sweet sweet brown eye

  18. digerati 02/11/2008 10:45

    I would lick her stank, no problem.

  19. Freddie Mercury 02/11/2008 10:45

    reminds me of john deacon in a dress

  20. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/11/2008 10:45

    she looks like Heather Locklear….in the TJ Hooker era

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