02.15.2008 WHO WANTS TO SLEEP WITH LINDSAY ?

The always great New York Daily News says today that Lindsay Lohan didn’t bang Adrian Grenier or Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night, but certainly not for lack of trying.  Rush and Malloy say:

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

God this girl loves banging guys.  Just non-stop.  Day after day after day, she just wants to fuck, all the time.  She's like a sexy cyborg, she can't be stopped, she can't be reasoned with, and our weapons only make her stronger.

(86) Comments

  1. That's Hot 02/15/2008 10:07

    Yay cleavage!

  2. The Luchador 02/15/2008 10:09

    Smoking is making her teeth yellow.

    SOOOOO HOT!

  3. Dirty Hairy 02/15/2008 10:10

    Something's different…did she get a nosejob?

    Oh, I know…I didn't recognize her without a dick in her mouth or cum on her face. 

  4. Ass Tagger 02/15/2008 10:11

    ME!  ME!  OOOH!  PICK ME!  PICK ME!!!

  5. graller 02/15/2008 10:19

    She needs to invest in some bras..getting older and them boobs are gonna hit her waist eventually

  6. Saloh 02/15/2008 10:20

    "IMA EAT ME A LINDSAY LOHAN!"  LINDSAY!  TURN AROUND!

  7. leftnutofjesus 02/15/2008 10:22

    I had a premonition and saw the same thing, grall.

    I love the look on the fat face asian girl behind her.  I bet her pork fried ri is fucking tight.

  8. Doctress Leisa 02/15/2008 10:26

    Leave her alone–she's just preparing for her next movie role in The Village Bicycle.

  9. Dr. Gonzo 02/15/2008 10:28

    me. i do.

    i will work something out with my wife like that other dude, pretend to split up, sue lindsay and sell the story and pictures.

    i'll do it for the kids' sake. 

  10. frankXchange 02/15/2008 10:28

    The asian girl is looking at the ‘take a number’ dispenser on Lindsay’s back.

  11. Dr. Gonzo 02/15/2008 10:29

    sex with lindsay lohan is so much better than working (or running around with Britney Spears). That is exactly what I went to grad school for.

  12. Carna 02/15/2008 10:31

    I DO! I DO!!

  13. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/15/2008 10:33

    i for one would not fuck her…i wouldn't even get a BJ from her……but i would like to jerk off in her hair… then kick her in the cunt

  14. Juan 02/15/2008 10:38

    Those guys are mean.

    LiLo is addicted to sex and needs her fix.  C'mon, throw a little love her way!

    If a wino asked you for fifty cents, you'd give it to him, right?  She just wanted some Leo-lovin' or Adrian (Who?) Grenier-bangin'.

    I bet she'd even settle for some Juan-ilingus if I had been there.  Damn, it's times like this when I regret being on this damn work-release program.  It's so hard going back to the lockup every night.

  15. frankXchange 02/15/2008 10:38

    Doctress, I’m trying out for the role of Lance Armstrong in that movie.

  16. yohnskull22 02/15/2008 10:41

    The glass panes in the pic are giving me a 'shower door' effect.  It seems weird to see all of those people fully dressed coming in and going out of a shower with Lilo.

     

    The weird part is the clothes.

  17. coffeeman 02/15/2008 10:51

    The fat ho behind her is trying to sneak a peek too - the rack is legendary.  But I agree, she better get some support for those sweater puppies before they sag too much.  My hands and mouth are here to help her there……

  18. Chris19 02/15/2008 11:04

    She's like a sexy cyborg

    She was great in Mean Girls. Since her anorexic coke days, not so much.

  19. gravy donor 02/15/2008 11:11

    The hair is back,the titties are back,who in their right mind wouldn't fuck Lilo? 

    As a matter of fact, I think I'll close my office door and go a couple of rounds with the bald headed champ.

  20. MG Admirer 02/15/2008 11:12

    The world needs hot chicks like her.

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