WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

According to Box Office Mojo, Paris Hiltons new movie, "the Hottie and the Nottie" made a total of 27,696 dollars during the first three days of its release.  It was released on 111 screens, meaning an unthinkable 250 dollars per screen, or roughly 31 people per day.  Now awesome gets awesome, because according to Us magazine...
Paris Hilton's latest film, The Hottie and the Nottie, has ranked dead last by users of IMDb.The Hottie and the Nottie – with 2,190 low-star votes – now rests at the bottom of the IMDb user charts, even below the American Idol movie, From Justin to Kelly: With Love and Daddy Day Camp.Four of five of the movies in which Hilton has had starring roles are ranked in IMDb's Bottom 100.
I guess this does look pretty awful although to be honest I never even watched the trailer.  I didn’t even try because I’m pretty sure my computer would have locked up out of protest if I had.  In fact Electricity refuses to even power my computer when I do Paris Hilton stuff.  I have to hook my computer to a stationary bike and pedal to generate a current.  I asked Electricity why it was being so stuck up and it said, “Paris Hilton?  Fuck You, bro.”

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