03.26.2008 50 MILLION IS NOT ENOUGH

Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time in 1999.  They started dating a year later, and he proposed to her in 2001.  They got married in 2002, then divorced in 2006.  For this, she was awarded $48.7 million.  That equates to roughly 35,000 dollars for every day they were married.  On top of that, she gets payments of $70,000 per year, plus money to pay for nannies and school for their daughter, Beatrice.    Please keep in mind, most of McCartney’s money was earned with the Beatles, who broke up when Mills was 12 months old.    

Oh, but hey, guess what…

Heather Mills is trying to prove Sir Paul McCartney is worth much more than the £400 million he claimed in their divorce battle.
She has told friends she is employing a team of forensic accountants to examine her former husband's finances.
In her impromptu press conference after the divorce hearing at the High Court, Miss Mills said: "We all know he's worth £800million. He's been worth £800million for the last 15 years."

Mills says she can't raise Beatrice with just the 50 million and the 70 grand a year.

Miss Mills has told friends she cannot look after Beatrice on £35,000 a year, the sum awarded at the High Court.
One said: "Heather says she can prove the amount of money that is being given to look after Bea will not last over the year. She is putting it to the test.
"Even with Bea travelling in economy Heather says it's not enough. She is keeping every receipt - including her invoice to her security team - to show that £35,000 is just not sufficient.
"Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible.

Well, on this one, Mills might be wrong.  I think I did read about about a child who was once raised on less than 70 grand a year.  I think it was in the Bible.



(104) Comments

  1. Penis Mightier 03/26/2008 07:43

    Its Paul's fault for marrying such a gigantic bitch in the first place. I still wish her general harm though.

  2. Slaappy 03/26/2008 07:44

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    WHORE 

  3. Anditron3000 03/26/2008 07:44

    Since she is GETTING all that money, should'nt she be providing Paul McCartney something? I mean he brought the money into the relationship and she brought the fake leg. I say a fair trade is that she has to give up her fake leg to get the money.  

  4. yohnskull22 03/26/2008 07:45

    cunt.

  5. yohnskull22 03/26/2008 07:45

    Gimp.

  6. rv 03/26/2008 07:45

    someone needs to snap that wooden leg off and beat her with it. fucking money grubbing cunts. 50 mil isnt enough. fuck you whore

  7. mobywan 03/26/2008 07:46

    goddammit…whore and cunt were already used…i got nuthin…nuthing left.

     

  8. nderiggi 03/26/2008 07:47

    All we can hope for is a story stating her prosthetic leg was ripped off and she was beaten to within an inch of her life with it…..

  9. nderiggi 03/26/2008 07:48

    and i was late on the beating with the fake leg angle….i stink

  10. TW 03/26/2008 07:48

    Heather,
    Dr. James H. Clark likes leggy blondes.
    Oh wait… Nevermind…

  11. RonDogg 03/26/2008 07:50

    Does anybody still ALIVE like the Beatles these days?

  12. Doctress Leisa 03/26/2008 07:50

    What is that, like 50 million a leg?

  13. Cocksteady 03/26/2008 07:51

    What a dumb bitch - hopefully she won't have a leg to stand on in the legal sense…

  14. rv 03/26/2008 07:52

    mobywan… theres still twat

  15. TW 03/26/2008 07:52

    RDogg,
    I like the Beatles but I'm old(er).

  16. RKHessel 03/26/2008 07:54

    You know, when Barbaro fucked up his leg and never got over it, they just put him DOWN.

                                           (sublime reference to the horsey face…)

                                           (even better reference to the f'ed up leg…)
     

  17. Chytzyz Brytchyz 03/26/2008 07:55

    nderiggi: and i was late on the beating with the fake leg angle….i stink

    I'll take the "she should be beaten senseless with a red gelatin dildo" angle for £25 million a thousand, Alex. 

  18. superfast 03/26/2008 07:57

    Damn, with that much money she can build a'leg room' and fill it with golden legs, it could double as a playroom for sleepovers.  

  19. tangocash00001 03/26/2008 07:57

    i guess there will be a new champion in the 3 legged race at the McCartney company picnic this year

  20. Willie Beamin 03/26/2008 07:57

    She should have been awarded however much money she could stuff in that leg

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