There’s a brand new rumor today that Kristin Davis, star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City, has been caught in a sex tape scandal. The very very very NSFW picture here is said to be a cap from the video, with more supposedly on the way. So is it really her? Probably not, but I sure as hell hope that it is. In fact if you could get a close up of my heart right now, all you would see is a rainbow and Snoopy dancing.
first?
Finally! Next will be Kirsten Dunst.
that is very very very not safe
Well after all, she did use her toothbrush right after Jerry Seinfeld fished it out of the toilet, so this disgusting behavior doesn't surprise me in the least.
No good celeb chest shots in a while and now a peen?
Step into my office…..because you're fucking fired.
It's her. I know because that's me in the pic with her.
Rutgers in da house!
Oh wait, she's licking a dick and it's not mine! Fuck!
Keyser Söze, good to see you again! Name's still fucked up.
Yeah, I was going to type that too but my unit is larger and I didn't want to sell myself 'short'.
– The poster formerly known as TengoWood.
I thought all the Sex and the City gals were vagitarians
I think Cynthia Nixon's pal has a bigger dick.
Hopefully the upcoming pic won't be of here flossin' with this dudes pubes.
Trim yourself for fuck sake, espcially if ur gonna videotape.
No self-respect anymore!
Holy crap, that's sexy.
She looks like Charlotte but fucks like Samantha. Schwing!
True Hollywood fact: Davis and said wang traveled back to 1972 to find just the right camera for this.
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R,
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R,
. . . and so on . . . and so on . . .
Great Merciful Zeus ! Can that be real ? I fully support this career move even if it turns out to be Sarah Jessica Parker's penis.
Certainly looks like her. She doesn't strike me as the type to do this, but that's probably more me projecting her conservative character on the show on to her. (And that's not all I'd like to 'project on to her'. Ba-dump-bump!) Maybe she's a real tiger in the sack….
That's about the only way they're going to drum up some interest in the upcoming snorefest movie:
1.) Show the sexual deviant in granny panties/granny baiting suit;
2.) show the horsefaced star eating pavement;
3.) show that one of them is a lesbian; and,
4.) show the quiet/reserved one doing something/someone crazy.
Misson accomplished!
i think she has down syndrome
I would have watched Sex in the City all those years if it had been like this, and not the pussified shitfest it actually was.
Well - the nose kinda looks similar. Uh oh - I'll have to watch the NSFW version at home.